Emphasis on “Ex” Girlfriend

I think we can safely predict who is not getting laid tonight, or for a long time in the future.

A New Mexico judge yesterday ordered Greg Fultz, 35, to immediately take down a billboard on a main street in Alamogordo that implies his ex-girlfriend had an abortion.  The woman sought a protective order to remove the billboard, which shows Fultz holding the outline of an infant. The text reads, “This Would Have Been A Picture Of My 2-Month Old Baby If The Mother Had Decided To Not KILL Our Child!”

Holding aside his abuse of the English language, Fultz’s ex-girlfriend has taken him to court for harassment and violation of privacy. Her attorney told reporters it was irrelevant whether or not her client had ever been pregnant.

[SF Chronicle]


1:41 pm • Friday • June 24, 2011

Chuh! As if anyone would want to procreate with that douchnozzle.

Rather than acknowledge that waste of carbon, I would like to discuss the latest in holy-hell-our-FLOTUS-is-smoking fashion (which I presume is acceptable, or even welcome, to some of you). As those of you on the Book of Faces know, I have a stripey black-and-white dress, but I bow before Shelly’s version, which is stunning. Also, she’s been rocking some chic and flattering looks in South Africa. I feel kind of guilty saying this because I know that African-American women have to do horrendous things to their hair if they want to make it straight or loosely curled, but I really love when she wears it like she does in the pic with the green top and leather jacket.

2:06 pm • Friday • June 24, 2011

@flippin eck: OMG, she didn’t wear the awful high-waisted belt that came with the striped dress. She has been reading TLo!

4:19 pm • Friday • June 24, 2011

@Mistress Cynica: My thoughts exactly!

4:33 pm • Friday • June 24, 2011

@flippin eck: It’s a mitzva, that you posted.

8:47 pm • Friday • June 24, 2011

@Mistress Cynica: @SanFranLefty: Well, girlfriend is still hit or miss with the belts.

@Dodgerblue: Thanks….I think? Methinks this WASP/shiksa needs to go visit http://www.jewfaq.org.

9:22 pm • Friday • June 24, 2011

@flippin eck: I see that belt and raise it to the boobs. My issue with that Mrs O website is that they never criticize her. Thank FSM for Tom & Lo.

Programming Note: Should I open up a Stinque After Darque thread to liveblog the NY Senate vote on ghey marriage?

10:03 pm • Friday • June 24, 2011

@SanFranLefty: Diaz finally stopped talking. Jesus.

10:11 pm • Friday • June 24, 2011

@SanFranLefty: @mellbell: I’ve got a post prepped for passage, unless someone else wants it.

10:39 pm • Friday • June 24, 2011

@nojo: Go! It passed!

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