Obama Still Taking Away Our Freedoms, Giving Us Healthcare
Americans’ life expectancy may be 78 years, but a new report says only 69 of those years tend to be healthy ones. . .
Which is an argument for the death panels, I think, so that they can kill you at age 69, or sooner if you are fat. Either way, the administration is releasing it’s multi-agency plan for “disease prevention”, which is code for taking away our freedoms by telling obese people (Real Americans) not to eat and smokers (libertarians) not to smoke and diabetics (also Real Americans) not to fuck with sugar. Basically, Obama is telling us all how to live our lives, which you should only do if you are telling it to a woman, and what you are telling her is she can’t abort any babies.
The plan is also a going to build us more sidewalks, so we can walk more, like suckers.
People on sidewalks?
Easy target for snipers.
It’s all so fucking obvious, what Hussein is up to.
A brief meditation on sex in the morning. More specifically, on the morning of a work day when one has early meetings, and one is 60. It’s not an unmixed blessing. You young guys, like Catt, may not be able to relate to this. Catt can probably go to the hoop several times a morning and then run a marathon. Enjoy it while you can, before you fall asleep during an institution-wide video conference.
@Dodgerblue: …You young guys, like Catt. Laughing so hard I blew tea through my nose.
@Dodgerblue: Go, DB! You’re young at heart : )
@Benedick HRH KFC: I’m not old but my body parts are. So there.
@Dodgerblue: Morning sex is the best sex. After you sneak out and brush your teeth that is.
@Dodgerblue: I thought the best part of waking up was Folger’s® in your cup.
@redmanlaw: Well, something in something anyway.
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