It’s Not Like We’re Talking Milton Berle Here

Politico headline: “Rep. Anthony Weiner ‘can’t say with certitude’ photo isn’t him”.

Politico story:

“I didn’t send that picture out,” Weiner said in an interview with NBC News.

“That’s not a picture of you?” reporter Luke Russert asked.

Weiner responded: “You know, I can’t say with certitude.”

We don’t have access to the video, but we have a strong suspicion that Weiner was making a gag about the extraordinary package, especially after old friend Jon Stewart confirmed last night that “my memory is this cat had a lot more Anthony and a lot less wiener.”

But that’s not the best gag. We give the gold to “reporter Luke Russert”.


Weiner should challenge Brietbart to a hard-on contest at Madison Square Garden.

What I wanna know is, what does Boner think about the whole Weiner problem? :)

Am I the only one shocked by the grey Jockey boxer briefs issue?

@Benedick HRH KFC: What do you recommend instead? And is your answer different if you’re going to be sending photos of yourself to some college student?

@Benedick HRH KFC: Shocked in what way? I’m always shocked that anyone ever chooses grey anything. Grey is not a color, but it sure as hell is a signifier. Of nothing appealing. I do get it that blondes often choose grey clothing as a setting for their blondness. But other than that use for it, why choose grey?

@Dodgerblue: If one must wear boxers let them be trim, 100% cotton; blue or white.

If one must wear boxer briefs then square cut leg for God’s sake. I know we’re str8 but holy mother of all that is sacred let us get some ass action going on!

I’d suggest something more on these lines. Or a nice pair of Calvins.

@lynnlightfoot: If Edith Head taught us nothing else she taught us that a charcoal grey tailleur should be compulsory for ash blondes. But for underwear? Are we teaching English at a minor English public school to little boys who spray our one good tweed sport jacket with cat piss when we’re not looking? No. See above re suitable options.

@Benedick HRH KFC: Well, I don’t have a body like those models. I wear blue cotton boxers but they have enough fabric to outfit a set of sails on an America’s Cup boat.

Do serious people bother with underwear?

Still laughing at that “reporter Luke Russert” gag. Between him and Chris Wallace, I wonder where the parents went wrong. I laugh because I don’t wish to weep.

Oh, please, Tim Russert was a complete tool. The only reason people say nice things about him is because he’s dead and no longer has the ability to pollute the public discourse except through his blight of a son.

@lynnlightfoot: I don’t think guys choose gray. It just so happens to be in the first package they grab off the shelf.

@JNOV knows Dick: Or, heaven forfend, you get one of those atrocious many-hued multi-packs, which always contain at least one color you don’t want.

@IanJ: Or a black t-shirt gets in with your whites…

Seriously, if I were Weiner, I’d be like, “Yeah. That’s my secret weapon. Touch it.”

@IanJ: Exactly my point. Heather gray anything is the reason multi-packs were invented.

What are our sexy months? All I remember is Cocktober. What are we in? Poon?

Rachel has Weiner live in a few. Knowing how she blushes at the naughty talk, this might be interesting.

@JNOV knows Dick: Since June is a one-syllable, four-letter word it’s harder to work with.


@SanFranLefty: I like it! We need to do the whole year.

@nojo: Did you ever try to get the MSNBC ad back? I like the Not…Ad, but it would be cool to have both, if it didn’t clutter up your design.

@karen marie has her eyes tight shut: I stand corrected on the Russerts. Come to think of it, perhaps Mike Wallace did something dastardly to his son to send him screaming into the waiting arms of Limbaugh.

@JNOV knows Dick: The MSNBC ad was pulled because we’re potty-mouths. We’re not getting it back unless we bleep the shit out of ourselves.

Ketchup doesn’t belong on a hot dog.

I used to like camo boxers with black skull and crossbone patterns. Unfortunately, being cotton, they they lacked moisture wicking properties so they were a drag to wear hiking (dudes, you know what I’m talking about), so I moved on.

Cee-Lo makes a really bad choice in men’s underwear.

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