Extensive Investigation Uncovers Callista Gingrich Photo That Doesn’t Frighten the Shit Out of Us

Gingrich Set to Run, With Wife in Central Role [NYT]

Photo: The Inimitable Princess Sparkle Pony


I’m sorry NOJO, but that one, too scares the shit out of me.

Couldn’t you find one of her standing behind a building or something?

Assuming that what we see is her real hair, how does she keep it in place? Shellac?

here is neutered finding out how the fishing really is:
somewhere there is a video of this, i saw the video when this story broke:

and here’s ali g trying to spell neutereds name correctly. it’s not that easy.


@Dodgerblue: She inherited Maggie Thatcher’s hairdresser.An immovable object like this has not been seen since the Iron Lady.

/facial rearrangement excuses TJ/

Apparently, “corrective jaw surgery” is the new deviated septum.

@flippin eck: She was pretty before. Now she looks like a Bratz doll.

@flippin eck: Did not know that clearing out all that underchin fat also reduces the nose.

@Tommmcatt Be Fat, And That Be That: I would say stale red wine and Shalimar.

here is a commenter from the atlantic article “the tragedy of sarah palin” who calls himself rightwingliedetector:

“There’s one indisputable fact about Sarah Palin – her name is an anagram of Sharia Plan, which happens to be the Tea Party Republican platform for women’s rights in the 21st century. ”

too good to steal.

Callista Gingrich plays the French horn. I guess when she kisses Newt, she puts her hand up his ass. *rimshot*

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