Drape Expectations

Deranged people deranged. The cycle of stupidity continues.

I’m bored with these people. They’re not interesting. They’ve got bad breath and I’d like them to stop. Could somebody please have a word with them? Ta.

Clearly, we need to waterboard the wingnut blogger to make sure he’s not plotting to overthrow the government, amirite?

@al2o3cr: Tapper’s big claim to fame in the late ’90s when he still wrote for D.C.’s alt-weekly City Paper was he had gone on a date with Monica Lewinsky while she was still enjoying cigars in the White House and before the story blew open.

@al2o3cr: Yes, I think you probably are.

@SanFranLefty: Thanks for sharing.

Can someone explain to me why Jake Tapper has such a lucrative career in communications?

Who did he blow/is he blowing?

@SanFranLefty: And, of course, for his uncanny resemblance to Brian Fantana.

@Benedick HRH KFC: Usually it’s fish in a barrel, but this one made it to Memeorandum, and it told such a wonderful story, I couldn’t resist.

It was either that or John Yoo and the Torture Brigade.

@SanFranLefty: so slick willie scammed his chick. lush rimjob (aka rush limbaugh) once accused the mayor of l.a. of distracting him while slick willie made off with what lush had brought to the party. i’m sure it didn’t take much effort on slicks part. y’all probably heard about all that before though.

@jwmcsame: Nope I haven’t. I’m surprised Villaraigosa wasn’t trying to shove Bubba Clinton out of the way to get to the chickie. Of course, if Clinton boinked someone who boinked Rush….eeeewww…they could have shared STDs.

@SanFranLefty: Or spit.

@nojo: Classic structure: Beginning. Middle. End. Middle. End. Middle. End. Beginning. Middle. Beginning. End. Middle…

@Benedick HRH KFC: I’ve grossed myself out just thinking about Rush having sex.

@Benedick HRH KFC: Yes, but I like Inception.

@SanFranLefty: Ha. Antonio gets more action than your former Mayor McDreamy.

@Dodgerblue: Well, sure, if you only count action with females, or action with female reporters, Tony Villa wins. I don’t think that Antonio plays both sides of the field. I have two friends – including one who went to college with Mayor McDreamy in the ’80s – who attest to first hand knowledge on the subject.

@SanFranLefty: So to speak.

Hey, you’d better head out to SFO soon, traffic will be awful.

@SanFranLefty: Safe travels. I’m Nihon a go-go soon. With Chainsaw in KL, that’ll make a Stinque Triumvirate on that edge of the dateline.

@Dodgerblue: @Nabisco: C-U later suckas! I’m off to the South Pacific starting NOW!

see y’all in a few weeks or days depending upon tubez/electricity access.

xoxo

your SFL

@SanFranLefty: Have a wonderful, wonderful time!! Safe travels!

@SanFranLefty: Woot! Be safe!

Remember the cheerleader who was kicked off the squad for refusing to cheer for the dude who raped her? No justice. No peace.

Oh, and check out the legal fees…

@JNOV is with Busey: I’m a little surprised they didn’t come down off the bench and kick her.

@karen marie has her eyes tight shut: +1

Apropos of nothing, memories of this somehow bubbled up outta the ether today:

Sideways Stories From Wayside School

A very weird set of books to give to kids…

@SanFranLefty: ¡Buen viaje!

@al2o3cr: Never heard of it. Is it worth a trip to the library?

THOR 3D = Hammer Time!

@redmanlaw: You’re Thor? I can’t even pith.

@karen marie has her eyes tight shut: They’re really fun books. Surrealism for the grade-school set.