Shaking with Shelley
This video is an amazing thing of beauty. Watch Michelle Obama dance the Running Man with a bunch of middle schoolers in D.C.
Warning to Str8 Men, or at least DodgerBlue – she does some serious hip grinding in there that may bring excitement to you. If your excitement lasts for more than four hours, contact your physician.
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Fab. Mama. Mmm mm mm.
Steve Jobs won’t let me watch it. But Bill Gates will.
I love Minnesota accents, especially when they’re arguing for equality.
@Dodgerblue: But Steve owns ABC. More or less.
Besides, you can watch it just fine. Just not on your iThingy.
@Dodgerblue and nojo: I needed something to get my mind off of the House GOP unanimously passing H.R. 3, redefining rape and cutting off family planning funding to Planned Parenthood. Not even one Republican had the morality, courage, or spine to stand up to the mouth-breathing Christofascist wing of the party.
@SanFranLefty: Every one of those jerkoffs is afraid of Michelle because she’s not a subservient little wifey. Except for the NAMBLA caucus.
You have no idea how much I wish she’d worn a tighter blouse to school that day. If lusting after FLOTUS is wrong…
Coolest First Lady EVAH.
@matador1015: “If lusting after FLOTUS is wrong…”
Then sign me up for the “I’m so bad” list. Daaayum.
@Mistress Cynica: Hell to the Yeah.
@matador1015: You don’t wanna be right…
for a chuckle, let’s all close our eyes and imagine Laura’s moves.
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