Smite My Ride

Serial Koran abuser Terry Jones is in Dearborn, exercising his God-given right to make an asshole of himself:

Jack O’Reilly Jr., the mayor of Dearborn, Michigan, has written an open letter to publicity-seeking, Quran-burning Florida pastor Terry Jones, in an effort to dissuade him from protesting in front of a Dearborn mosque. In the letter, O’Reilly tells Jones it’s ridiculous to believe that the city is under Sharia law: “If Dearborn practiced Sharia law, would we have three adult entertainment bars and more alcohol-licensed bars and restaurants per capita than most other cities?”

Jones is packing God’s Heat this time, toting a .40-caliber peacemaker to protect himself from the infidels. And judging by the results, his ride worships a false deity:

Police told The Detroit Free Press that Jones was getting into the passenger side of his car at 11:10 p.m. Thursday night, after an interview at the TV station, when the gun went off, putting a bullet into the floorboard.

At presstime, we could not confirm whether Jones received firearms lessons from Plaxico Burress.

Quran-Burning Pastor’s Gun Accidentally Goes Off In Michigan [TPM]

So close to shooting himself in the foot. Of course if he’d manage to shoot himself in the ass it would have qualified as a self-inflicted lobotomy.

erwin tennessee is in unicoi county where they used to make lots of moonshine, today grow the best pot in the world, have klan rallies, and do absolutely nothing else. at one klan rally a few years ago, a hood wearer got so white powered up that he fired a round from his pistol straight up in the air in celebration. the round of course eventually fell victim to gravity, raced back to earth and killed the klansman standing next to the erstwhile firearm enthusiast. i wasn’t there to witness it, but in the summer of 1992 i was leaving the bank i worked at in sullivan county and saw a black tennessee state trooper who had just pulled over a school bus full of robed klansmen some wearing their hoods. it was one of the funniest things i had ever seen then or since.

@jwmcsame: If there was a photo of that, nobody would believe it.

ADD: First thing I’d do is look for Mel Brooks directing the scene.

@nojo: If not a scene from Blazing Saddles 2, what jwmcsame describes is a metaphor for the teabagger/birthers and a mixed race President.

@SanFranLefty: no doubt. how come no black people have complained about obama being half white when he acts like a republican’t on too many issues? don’t you think the black congressional caucus should send out emails of a shirtless obama standing next to a pick up truck emblazoned with a rebel flag and a black 3 on the door, a chaw of tobacco in his mouth, drinking a busch heavy while tailgating at a nascar left-turn marathon next time he sinks the public option, refuses to pull the troops out of iraq/afghanistan or sides with corporate america on every issue?

@jwmcsame: Early in the primaries, there actually was some chatter that Obama wasn’t “black enough” — although if I recall, that was more about his atypical upbringing, since he didn’t enjoy a Good Times childhood.

The other point to that chatter was that the chatterers were Hillary supporters, and feared his was just a hopeless Jesse campaign that would dilute the vote.

This heathen spent part of Friday afternoon putting 150 rounds of .38 special and 9 mm rounds downrange and adjusting a laser sight on a snub nosed revolver instead of contemplating the sacrifices of the Son of Man, for which my office took half a day off.

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