Glenn Beck IrrelevanceWatch Kicks Into High Gear

Broken clock, etc.

Huckabee?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhTZ_tgMUdo

K. Um. Whatevs. But…

Sadly, he seems equally inept at recognizing the obvious fact that children are increasingly obese and that we now see clinical evidence of diseases in children that as recent as 20 years ago were found only in adults, such as Type 2 diabetes.

Pot meet kettle, fat man. If you can’t see your pee-pee when you pee it’s not good to start throwing around the ‘clinically obese’ word. Plus, if your sons can’t see theirs when they whack off over vids of the Cyrus girl in the privacy of their Arkansas manse it’s best to leave out the o-word children.

Moving on, does he have anyone working for him who can write some approximation of English?

The costs to our nation are staggering in increase health care expenses, but it even effects national security with now 75% of young men between the ages of 17 and 24 are unfit for military service primarily due to obesity!

WTF? No. Srsly. WTF?

Cohorts=colleagues, fat boy.

Debunked don’t need no lousy dash, bitch tits.

Why Beck has decided to aim his overloaded guns on me is beyond me.

Me too. BTW. What size boxers does it take to encompass your ass?

But he ought to clean his gun and point it more carefully lest it blow up in his face like it did this time.

Is, what, Mrs Todd Palin writing copy for Happy Fat Man?

What I have learned from all this is: when push (don’t believe in capitalizations after colon; sorry, that is just how I hang, bitchez) comes to shove I say fuck it.

K. We have a hot game of Kill the Pug going on around my chair and the dachshund has been barking non-stop (see, now that does need a dash, constant guest of Jon Stewart to whom he is very very kind despite of all the truly appalling things said guest has said many times and oft about gays (sigh: eye-roll), women (I’m not going there because I am not Daniel Tosh) and anyone who is not a lard-ass loonie – really, Jon, what are you thinking, and why can’t you spell your name?) for about 15 mins and shows no signs of stopping and I must go address my top of act 2 problem, aka WTF?

So here’s a warm hand on your opening.

PS. We are aware that Chicago was first staged by Fosse? Hence the idea of ‘jazzhands’ is anathema?

PPS. OK, Bruno has got the puppy on her back and is now playing Puppy Evisceration. Happy times.

@Benedick is not as stupid as he looks.: “Cohort” is a plural noun like “group.” When I see “cohorts” used to mean “colleagues,” it’s like “it’s” and “its.”

@Dodgerblue: Their you are.

@Dodgerblue and Benedick is not as stupid as he looks.: It was the improper use of “effects” instead of “affects” that made me cringe.

@SanFranLefty: To say nothing of it blowing up in his face like it did last time.