Fox News Exec Reveals Himself as Scorpion, Everybody Acts Surprised

“Last year, candidate Barack Obama stood on a sidewalk in Toledo, Ohio, and first let it slip to Joe the Plumber that he wanted to quote, ‘spread the wealth around,'” said [Washington managing editor Bill] Sammon. “At that time, I have to admit, that I went on TV on Fox News and publicly engaged in what I guess was some rather mischievous speculation about whether Barack Obama really advocated socialism, a premise that privately I found rather far-fetched.” [Media Matters]


I thought it was the evil Reptilians pictured in the Not The MSNBC ad on the left covertly taking over, when it’s really the Amphibians. Imagine my embarrassment at being so wrong.

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