Now We Know How His First Two Wives Felt

Newt Gingrich, March 7:

Exercise a no-fly zone this evening… The United States doesn’t need anybody’s permission. We don’t need to have NATO, who frankly, won’t bring much to the fight. We don’t need to have the United Nations. All we have to say is that we think that slaughtering your own citizens is unacceptable and that we’re intervening. And we don’t have to send troops. All we have to do is suppress his air force, which we could do in minutes.

Newt Gingrich, today:

The standard [Obama] has fallen back to of humanitarian intervention could apply to Sudan, to North Korea, to Zimbabwe, to Syria this week, to Yemen, to Bahrain… We could get engaged by this standard in all sorts of places. I would not have intervened. I think there were a lot of other ways to affect Qaddafi. I think there are a lot of other allies in the region we could have worked with. I would not have used American and European forces.

We presume you’d prefer not to see Fucking Newts, so we’ll save that Google Image search for another occasion.


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In other news, David Thorne’s book is getting rave reviews:

This book cured my cancer. It was pretty bad cancer too. Cancer of the eyes or something.

Well, he DOES believe in a forgiving god…

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