Can We Audit?

Our guest columnist is Northwestern University spokesman Al Cubbage.

Northwestern University faculty members engage in teaching and research on a wide variety of topics, some of them controversial and at the leading edge of their respective disciplines. The university supports the efforts of its faculty to further the advancement of knowledge.

Mr. Cubbage is referring to “The optional presentation last Monday, attended by about 120 students, [which] featured a naked non-student woman being repeatedly sexually stimulated to the point of orgasm by the sex toy, referred to as a ‘fucksaw.’ The device is essentially a motorized phallus.”

Class sex toy demonstration causes controversy [Daily Northwestern]

I saw this before but I think it omitted the “fuck saw” part

which btw totally explains why it was college level

As @Dodgerblue mentioned, they made a point a stressing that this won’t be covered on the exam, which is a real shame. The students shouldn’t be deprived of multiple choice questions like this:

How many times was the writhing, naked woman penetrated by the fucksaw before she screamed and fell off the table in the throes of a mind-shattering orgasm?
A. 14
B. 22
C. 35
D. I lost count because I was fwapping under the table.

@flippin eck: How about: Does this use void the warranty? What if she’s faking it?

good question. was she from the drama department?

@Capt Howdy: OMG I have a friend who works for the drama department at Northwestern. Maybe I should check in with her…

I think this calls for FlyingFuckSaw.

I blame the Democrats and call for all federal funding of colleges to stop. Also, is this available at Sears?

@Right Reverend Benedick:
the saw probably
the rest is probably sold separately

and you are correct. the democrats. this is just the kind of thing Michelle Bachman has been warning us about.

@Capt Howdy: Let’s face it, if this were Republican it would be a lot bigger and black.

fake Emanuel tweetster paid 5 large to come out

the tweets are pretty funny

Carl the Intern just tossed a lit mattress through the window. “We don’t need no water, let the motherfucker burn.”

@Capt Howdy:
I think Bachmann is probably a secret owner of one.

@Capt Howdy: This is the best thing I’ve ever learned about Rahm. Thanks for sharing.

TJ but not really/ BYU baller sacked for bonage

It’s been pointed out that the Y has only bounced minority playas for honor code violations in the past few seasons.

@mellbell: Gives new meaning to “March Madness.”

From the article:
Chicago sex tour guide Ken Melvoin-Berg, who operated the device, emphasized the instructional value of the hour-long session, which also included a question-and-answer period.”

What the hell is a Chicago sex tour guide? I don’t remember seeing them talking into the microphone on the tour buses shaped like boats.

Besides, I thought that title was already taken by Homofascist.

@SanFranLefty: Chicago sex tour guide

I call shenanigans. Everybody knows there’s no sex in Chicago.

I keep wondering where I went wrong, studying Psychology under a guy whose lectures and field research on primate sexuality involved snow monkeys.

@nojo: You obviously have never been to Big Chicks on a Friday night.

You kids are too prolific today. This gem of a post almost got lost in the shuffle!

@karen marie has her eyes tight shut: Nojo was on fire today – I think all of today’s posts were his. I was in Central Valley hell today. On the way home I saw some horrific road kill on the approach to the Altamont Pass which is going to haunt me for a few weeks.

@SanFranLefty: They talked about the sex tours last night, as well as interviewing the young lady upon whom the device was demonstrated, on Chicago Tonight, aka the most kick-ass news program on PBS ever.

Add: It doesn’t look like they’ve posted the clips from last night’s show yet, but when they do you should be able to watch the segment online.

@redmanlaw: jim mcmahon survived the honor code at byu obviously on the strength of his whiteness only. a poster on another site called byu the home school of college yesterday.

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