Can We Audit?

heh
I saw this before but I think it omitted the “fuck saw” part

which btw totally explains why it was college level

As @Dodgerblue mentioned, they made a point a stressing that this won’t be covered on the exam, which is a real shame. The students shouldn’t be deprived of multiple choice questions like this:

How many times was the writhing, naked woman penetrated by the fucksaw before she screamed and fell off the table in the throes of a mind-shattering orgasm?
A. 14
B. 22
C. 35
D. I lost count because I was fwapping under the table.

@flippin eck: How about: Does this use void the warranty? What if she’s faking it?

@Dodgerblue:
good question. was she from the drama department?

@Capt Howdy: OMG I have a friend who works for the drama department at Northwestern. Maybe I should check in with her…

@flippin eck:

everyone here now wants to audit.

I think this calls for FlyingFuckSaw.

What does the final consist of in a class like that?

I blame the Democrats and call for all federal funding of colleges to stop. Also, is this available at Sears?

@Right Reverend Benedick:
the saw probably
the rest is probably sold separately

and you are correct. the democrats. this is just the kind of thing Michelle Bachman has been warning us about.

@Capt Howdy: Let’s face it, if this were Republican it would be a lot bigger and black.

fake Emanuel tweetster paid 5 large to come out

the tweets are pretty funny

Carl the Intern just tossed a lit mattress through the window. “We don’t need no water, let the motherfucker burn.”

@Capt Howdy:
I think Bachmann is probably a secret owner of one.

@Capt Howdy: This is the best thing I’ve ever learned about Rahm. Thanks for sharing.

TJ but not really/ BYU baller sacked for bonage

http://msn.foxsports.com/collegebasketball/story/BYU-dismisses-basketball-player-for-having-sex-030211

It’s been pointed out that the Y has only bounced minority playas for honor code violations in the past few seasons.

@redmanlaw: Whatta buncha Moroni.

@mellbell: Gives new meaning to “March Madness.”

From the article:
“Chicago sex tour guide Ken Melvoin-Berg, who operated the device, emphasized the instructional value of the hour-long session, which also included a question-and-answer period.”

What the hell is a Chicago sex tour guide? I don’t remember seeing them talking into the microphone on the tour buses shaped like boats.

Besides, I thought that title was already taken by Homofascist.

@SanFranLefty: Chicago sex tour guide

I call shenanigans. Everybody knows there’s no sex in Chicago.

I keep wondering where I went wrong, studying Psychology under a guy whose lectures and field research on primate sexuality involved snow monkeys.

@nojo: You obviously have never been to Big Chicks on a Friday night.

You kids are too prolific today. This gem of a post almost got lost in the shuffle!

@karen marie has her eyes tight shut: Nojo was on fire today – I think all of today’s posts were his. I was in Central Valley hell today. On the way home I saw some horrific road kill on the approach to the Altamont Pass which is going to haunt me for a few weeks.

@SanFranLefty: They talked about the sex tours last night, as well as interviewing the young lady upon whom the device was demonstrated, on Chicago Tonight, aka the most kick-ass news program on PBS ever.

Add: It doesn’t look like they’ve posted the clips from last night’s show yet, but when they do you should be able to watch the segment online.

@redmanlaw: jim mcmahon survived the honor code at byu obviously on the strength of his whiteness only. a poster on another site called byu the home school of college yesterday.