Clone #710604 Gets an In-Flight Upgrade
“Placing Mike Lee in charge of overseeing the Constitution is a bit like putting Dick Cheney in charge of hunting and gun safety, yet the Senate GOP was so eager to put this radical tenther on the Judiciary Committee that it waived a rule prohibiting both of a state’s senators from serving on Judiciary in order to ensure Lee’s membership.” [ThinkProgress]
speaking of an inflight upgrade. check it:
Airport officials ordered a holidaymaker carrying a toy soldier onto a plane to remove its three-inch gun – because it was a safety threat.
Ken Lloyd was stunned when he was told he could not go on the plane with the nine-inch model soldier because it was carrying a ‘firearm’.
@Capt Howdy:
Well, for some reason Canada City Transportation Security has a fetish for toothpaste. I’ve had two tubes (travel size) confiscated by wand guys.
@Capt Howdy: Better safe than sorry. I’ve seen Trilogy of Terror and I know what little dolls get up to.
Jeff Dunham doesn’t get much respect in certain comedic circles, but he has a good bit about going through airports with his puppets.
Very Sad TJ: Ugandan gay rights activist beaten to death – he was a prominent critic of the proposed law that would impose the death penalty on gays, and featured with other activists on the front page of the national newspaper with “Hang Them” over their photos.
@SanFranLefty:
some things sort of put your own problems in perspective.
New Senate Tea Party Caucus has only 4 members.
Mr. Lee, in an interview on CNN, said size did not matter.
“Size doesn’t matter” isn’t in the Constitution; therefore, and ispo facto, it does matter and Mike Lee is a little dick.
@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Mike Lee is a little dick
I’m enjoying this too much for my own good.
1. People are assholes.
2. I love how the Stinque sign-in box vibrates and makes me seize when I enter the wrong password.
3. TJ/Jamie Sommers/TJ is on a fucking ROLL! Keep it up, Grrl!
@JNOV: I love how the Stinque sign-in box vibrates and makes me seize when I enter the wrong password.
Wait, what? The Mac sign-in box does that, but I’ve never seen it for WordPress.
Placing Mike Lee in charge of overseeing the Constitution is a bit like putting Dick Cheney in charge of hunting and gun safety
That’s not very nice to Cheney – after all, he’d been “hunting” (the quotes are because shooting farm-raised birds released on cue isn’t hunting) lots of times without shooting anybody.
Putting Mike Lee in charge of overseeing the Constitution is like putting Ted Haggard in charge of the Home For Wayward Male Prostitutes and Federal Meth Depository. You *know* he’s going to fuck everything he can get his hands on ASAP.
@nojo: Yeah, started about 2-3 days ago. I kinda like it, sort of.
ADD: And it happened when I tried to sign about 5 minutes ago.
NO, SPIKE! Okay. 19 seconds into this, and I had to stop. Spike is teaching us how to use peanut butter to bond with our pets. I think I saw a Nip/Tuck episode about that.
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