Louie Gohmert Wants to Bring a Gun to a Cane Fight
“A spokesperson for Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Texas) told The Hill on Wednesday afternoon that the congressman plans to introduce legislation that will allow members of Congress to carry weapons both in the District of Columbia and on the House floor.” [The Hill]
Sure, that’s sensible but will they keep them drawn and off safety at all times, you know, in case of a surprise attack.
I just figured out from a chat he did online a few minutes ago that I’ve met Daniel Hernandez before. He was one of the people wrangling volunteers for the AG candidate I was working for last year. I’m surprised I didn’t make the connection before; he was one of the few really genuine people I’ve met in politics.
@FlyingChainSaw: The booger hook will always be on the bang switch.
Think what this will do for C-SPAN’s ratings.
OK. SO it’s not an honest-to-God pants down airport sex scandal. But it has teenagers and Scott Lively going for it. And a holy coffee shop handing out grande lattes for free.
@Mistress Cynica: Great things I am sure. On a slow news day, all a TV news producer need do is send an IM to a teabagger congressmen accusing another congressman of saying he likes public health care or the National Endowment for the Arts or something and, blam, blam, blam, blam, blam, he’s got a leader for the evening news broadcast.
@Benedick:
“I invite God to touch them and he does.”
I seriously hope he doesn’t have a prison tattoo of “God” ANYWHERE on his body. In any case, that’s about the creepiest goddamn thing I’ve read in a while.
On topic, of course they need guns on the floor. How else will the decrepit bunch the GOP call “representatives” reenact one of their favorite legislative moments from the founding of the Confederacy? I suppose they could try to get Rand Paul to do the beating, but he’d probably insist on subbing it out to “private enterprise”.
Meanwhile, Palin’s doing Hannity on Monday. Or Hannity’s doing Palin. Same diff.
So will there be a “Buy American” provision in the bill? Some foreign makers like FN and Beretta USA have US production lines, but Glock and CZ to name two, would be SOL. If I had to pick only US American, I’d go with Ruger over Smith & Wesson or Colt.
@al2o3cr: Thought that said “I invite God to touch dem hoes.”
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! Sen. sENEMA has a career ahead of her in giving designer psychedelic enemas to trust-fund…
MANCHUCANDIDATE • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! @¡Andrew!: She thought three's company. Nope.
¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! Gawd hates SIN, specifically Kyrsten SINema.
¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! So long, Senatard Glitter-trash. I hope she knows how much everyone H8s her :0)
¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! The racist kleptocratic MSM is really gonna have to crank up the bread and circuses now that their…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! @¡Andrew!: Ted Kazinski Sec of Interior Only the DEAD are extreme enough to serve in DONNIE…
¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! @FlyingChainSaw: Department of Health & Human Services: Charles Manson Defense Secretary:…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! @¡Andrew!: Right, the administration's all star line up: Pres: Trump VP: Ted Kaczynski…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! @FlyingChainSaw: Actually, FDLE would be the first to admit it. The state banks on it with 'sue me…
¡ANDREW! • TRUMP: MACHINE GUNNING ORPHANAGES AND CONVENTS BY ME IS CONSTITUTIONAL AND SOMETIMES IT MAKES ME ERECT WITHOUT PHARMACEUTICAL ASSISTANCE! I cannot wait for the Republinazi MAGAt trash to DEMAND that $hitler be allowed to be president…