Rush Limbaugh Targets Himself

Meanwhile on I-10, about three miles from the Tucson Safeway…

If It Can Happen Here, It Can Happen Anywhere [Box Turtle Bulletin, via Tom Tomorrow]

When I think of Rush Limbaugh shooting a gun, the only image that presents itself to my fevered, deranged imagination is a slow-motion video of the recoil waves rippling across his fat. His face flinches at the noise. It’s highly reminiscent of the old film of the guy getting shot with a cannonball to the gut.

I knew you all would appreciate the image. Did I mention I’m selling brain bleach as well? Only $100 a dose!

Thanks to you, my Theatre of the Mind is permanently closed.

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