Restoring Honor

It took us a couple dozen clicks to confirm that this is one of the rotating background images on Glenn Beck’s website, but yes, it’s there.
[via StopBeck]
ALT TEXT OR HEADLINE: BECK – RELOADED!
@redmanlaw: Good guess. That’s probably what his security detail carries…
@redmanlaw: Cockatoo optional.
This ancient reference brought to you by the AARP.
@nojo: Heh.
Also: note booger hook on bang switch. Fucking poser.
@redmanlaw: Oh come on, he’s an actor playing a character. He can’t be expected to go completely method on it, or he’d lose himself… Like most actors, Glenn views firearms with scorn and fear.
And actually, I retract my statement about his security detail. I bet they called down to the Fox props department and requested a “big handgun.” This is what they got back, probably from the 24 prop store.
I will have something on Beck later on that will BLOW YOUR MIND.
@chicago bureau: A nickel says it involves his mother.
@chicago bureau: Oooh. Do tell.
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