The Perfect Accessory for Your Brand-New iPad
Do you ever wish that your next-generation cutting-edge envy-inducing iGadget wasn’t so damn quiet? Do you miss the thrill of keeping everyone within fifty feet of you awake all damn night? Well, wait no more!
The USBTypewriter™ is a new and groundbreaking innovation in the field of obsolescence. Lovers of the look, feel, and quality of old fashioned manual typewriters can now use them as keyboards for any USB-capable computer, such as a PC, Mac, or even iPad!
Model as shown: $849. Or you can roll (or solder) your own for only $69!
USB Typewriter [via Tom Tomorrow]
I love this.
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When you sit down to type out your FB update, you’ll probably want to slap this cell phone down next to your keyboard.
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