Suggestive Poses for the Møøse Suggested by Vic Rotter
If we were a Blog of Record, we would feel obligated to post the latest Talibunny Trivia — OMG Sarah Palin actually said “refudiate” on the teevee! And everybody in Alaska hates her! And she lies about environmentalists! — but since our Official Editorial Mandate is “Publish whatever the hell amuses/interests/disgusts/horrifies/baffles you, or short of that, whatever crap you can scrape together on deadline and pretend like you meant it,” we are pleased to bring to your attention the Anchorage Daily News 2011 Alaska Moose Calendar, which happily validates every stereotype we’ve held about Alaskans from the moment we learned at a frightfully young age that our mother grew up in Juneau.
I love, I love, I love my calender moose
Yeah, big calender moose
I love, I love, I love my calender moose
Each and every day of the year
(January) You start the year alive
(February) You’re my ugly valentine
(March) You’re gonna march into my sights
(April) TaliBunny will shoot you down on TV
Yeah, yeah, my heart’s in a whirl
I love, I love, I love my massive calender moose
Every day (every day), every day (every day) of the year
(Every day of the year)
(May) Maybe if I ask dad to load for me
(June) They’ll let me shoot you in a copter above
(July) Ram a truck with lights all aglow
(August) When you swim the fjord you steal the show
Yeah, yeah, my heart’s in a whirl
I love, I love, I love my massive calendar moose
Every day (every day), every day (every day) of the year
(Every day of the year)
(September) Eat some lilies at your Sweet Sixteen
(October) Rocky and Bullwinkle on Halloween
(November) I’ll give thanks when you’re roasting with turkey
(December) Your stuffed head ‘neath my Christmas tree
Yeah, yeah, my heart’s in a whirl
I love, I love, I love my massive calendar moose
Every day (every day), every day (every day) of the year
squirrel got robbed!
Was Miss October shot? Or is she sleeping?
@SanFranLefty: I went to the site to try to get a better look at the images. No such luck. I guess $5.25 + S&H doesn’t get you closeups.
@baked: Man, a guy needs to wake up pretty damned early to beat Baked to a Rocky And Bullwinkle reference.
@baked: @Dodgerblue: Oh! Well played, Madame!
SPIKE UPDATE: Spike Can Sing! His roommate, Jeff, wrote this song, and it expresses how Spike’s feeling. Um, I’m not so sure Jeff has Spike’s best interests at heart. Should someone tell Spike what he’s really singing about?
This is a blog of record!
The record in question happens to be Spike Jones’ Murdering the Classics, but still.
@JNOV: Jeff is evil.
@Benedick: Yup. I think karen marie might be right about Jeff poisoning Sheryll.
@JNOV: Yup.
Poor Spike.
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