But Will Prince Harry Wear a Nazi Armband?

“President Obama and his wife Michelle will not be invited to Prince William’s wedding next year. Because Prince William is not yet heir to the throne, his wedding to Kate Middleton is not classed as a ‘state occasion’ — and the couple feel under no pressure to fill the 2,000-strong guest list with heads of state, the Mail understands.” [Daily Mail]


“Royal Wedding News (@royals_wed) is now following your tweets (@stinque) on Twitter.”

Love them bots.

She’s only on the money here in Canada City. Well either her or it’s Scott Thompson acting as her doppleganger.

This royal wedding should only really have the same effect as if Mickey and Minny mouse got married at Dizneewuld instead being treated like front page newz.

This is what happens when you give the queen a crappy gift on your state visit.

‘… not yet heir to the throne… ‘ Or, Hurry Up and Die, Dad.

@Mistress Cynica: +1

@Benedick: And as TLo pointed out, one is not allowed to refer to Kate without the preface “former commoner,” because that distinction will remain crucial until the day they project her obituary via hologram on our implanted newsfeed viewer.

@flippin eck: I suppose better than ‘former slut’.

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