Honk If You Love Comical Advertising Arguments Over Jesus
New Business Plan: I’m going to open an “God is Dead Atheist Advertising” agency, then I’m going to open a “Jesus Gospel Ad Ministry” ad agency right across the street from each other. Then I’m going to just sit back and watch the $$$$$$ come rolling in!
They have buses in Fort Worth? They have mass transit? I thought it was against the law to be in anything in the Metroplex other than a ginormous SUV or a pickup truck.
Larry, Curly and Moe couldn’t have done this any better.
The World Population Clock gives this current figure: 6,887,784,029. I guess that means that 4.8 billion people are good without the Xtian invisible man who lives in the sky. I wonder how they survive.
And they’ll know we are Christians by our love ads.
Seriously, this is such a fucking waste of money on both sides that it makes both Baby Jesus and the Flying Spaghetti Monster cry.
@Serolf Divad: Both owned by the Sneetches Holding Company.
I find it odd that they chose to use a spherical Earth. It’s like they can’t avoid hypocrisy if they tried.
i want to know why the jews aren’t out there advertising and converting people. there are only 13 million of us in the entire world!
i know it seems like that many at zabars deli in new york on a sunday morning, but no.
noisy as we are, we don’t need any more trouble, methinks.
we are way over represented here at stinque with 3.
@baked: Now hey, don’t overlook my 1/8th Jewess here! W/r/t prosletyzing: The Jews for Jesus lady has been at the Montgomery Street BART station for the past few weeks with “Jesus the Reason for the Season” flyers. If she’s there today I’ll pick one up for you.
@SanFranLefty:
what would the jewish flyers say? let moses show you the way? he was lost for 40 fucking years! your 1/8 is strong in you. those genes tend to take over. speaking of over representation, may i mention the supremes?
i was just now crying to rat that my grandfather didn’t live to see that.
unimaginable in his time.
hey! i’m a jew for jesus! what’s not to like? a nice jewish boy with some fantastic ideas!
@baked: Would it kill you to call your mother?
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