The New Adventures of Old Christine

So, what’s Celibabe been up to since losing to the Delaware Marxist?

“Tragedy comes in threes,” O’Donnell said. “Pearl Harbor, Elizabeth Edwards’s passing and Barack Obama’s announcement of extending the tax cuts, which is good, but also extending the unemployment benefits.”


“If we’re going to extend the jobless benefits we have got to cut spending programs and that’s the flaw in his announcement,” she said. “That’s the tragedy.”

Ah. Makes sense. Can’t extend unemployment benefits without cutting spending elsewhere, of course. But those tax cuts, well, we’ll gladly pay China next Tuesday, right?

Hold on — isn’t O’Donnell herself now unemployed?

Well, yes, but she’s relying on the kindness of strangers:

Former GOP Senate candidate Christine O’Donnell said she is forming an issues-oriented political action committee…

Calling it “Christine PAC” for now, she described it as “the new kind” of PAC that will allow her to endorse candidates, do independent expenditures in certain races, lobby on issues and do things “that other activist organizations have the handcuffs on because of the IRS.”

Oh, and what else will it allow her to do? Seems she has $924,800 left over from her campaign — and hey, you can’t have Christine PAC without Christine. That would be like putting on a clown show and not paying Bozo.

O’Donnell calls extending jobless benefits a ‘tragedy’ [The Hill]

Christine O’Donnell forming a PAC [Delaware Online]

Christine O’Donnell Forms a PAC [Weigel]


Tough words coming from a loser who never held a real job and depends on “gifts” from horny RW males.

Unlike Xtine, hookers/escorts put out.

The Christine PAC sounds a lot like the Sarah PAC. Anyone have a bet on the over/under when Sarah will become so threatened by the younger fresher perkier version and start lashing out against Christine/Sarah 2.0 via Twitter?


I don’t know, but I can’t wait for it to happen. The white knighting by repressed teabagger men will be EPIC, from both sides.

On the flip side, the RNC could make all the money it would ever need by having them settle their differences in a mud wrestling match…

And the wingnut welfare gravy train rolls on…

@al2o3cr: Please pass the brain bleach. Thank you.

@rptrcub: Oh hay, are you finished for fall semester?

@SanFranLefty: Christine O will not be taken seriously until she clubs a halibut to death for the cameras.

Behold the rise of a new political class: the Idiot Grifter, too dumb to stick with a real job, yet somehow savvy enough to get people to spend huge sums on their hopeless campaigns and storefront PACs. A creation of New Media and the 24-hour news cycle, actually. Proof positive that the race does not always fall to the swift.

Why don’t we just start our own PAC, call it “Americans for America” some such shit, set up a bank account, a website, and a marketing plan for hate-crazed, far-white shut-ins, then sit back while the $million$ roll in?

Hey, how about we start StinquePAC with all of us on the payroll?

ADD: Andrew’s PAC name is probably better, but can we all be on the payroll? (By which, I mean, of course, me.)

Breaking: Reid says vote on DADT tonight.

I saw this Buffy Sainte Marie performance of Universal Soldier that reminded me exactly what gays are demanding and it doesn’t really make any sense to me.

Maybe we’re looking at this whole DADT thing backwards. Instead of allowing gays to serve in the military, in the long run we may be better off to refuse to allow straights to serve in the military as well. If straights jumped off cliffs would gays demand the same right? Somebody’s got to stop the waste and stupidity of a huge permanent military establishment before the whole house of cards collapses.

@karen marie: That’s the ticket! And we can drop 99.99% of all those yummy contributions right into the notorious $elling, General & Admini$trative expense line on the income statement, with a whopping 0.01% going to the “candidates.” Teabag them before they teabag us.

@redmanlaw: Awesome. Does the guy with the biggest sword get the biggest patch?

Hahahahha. Silly libruls. You don’t get it do you? Hotness is a Republican thang (street talk for thing). We’ve got Chrissy and Sarah (Bristol, Rawr). You’ve got Hillz. And marxism trotskyism satlinism vegetarianism unitarianism socialism.

My fiance and I read the editorials page of the WSG to get us in the mood for all the hot sex. Nothing brings wood like American Triumphallism.

Its Gr8 2B str8!®

@Benedick: Okay, I am officially convinced. That did it. No self-respecting homosexual would use tweetspeak for anything but twitter.

Don’t quaff the martinis yet, gheyz, Reid puts a DADT vote on hold while he hands his nads over to Susan Collins.

That fucking box is pro-ghey rights and she knows it. She’s just holding out for some pork to be shoveled to Bangor. Get it over with Harry, and make the L.L. Bean headquarters a National Park.

@rptrcub: I had my last final (Financial Accounting) last nite. My brain is so so fried. I’ve also had to turn in two ten-page term papers in the last week. They’ve hoovered all of the words outta me! Staring catatonically at the teevee is about all I’m capable of at the moment.

@¡Andrew!: In my legal opinion, you should be havin’ that martini.

@redmanlaw: I can drink to that, counselor.


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