American Ingenuity at Work

A Fourth Amendment tee is an appropriate start, but if metallic-ink screen printing is readily available, we can probably come up with a couple dozen more nekkid-scanner-friendly designs. Give us a weekend to brainstorm.

And yes, they offer printed shorts, too.

4th Amendment Wear [via Weigel]

Nice idea till some petty boneheaded TSA agent decides to do a cavity search… for freedums.

WWDTM had some for the pasties they sell to cover up your private bits:

“Objects in the scanner are larger than they appear.”
“Ask me about my grandchildren!”
“Believe me, it’s for your own good.”
“Only my boyfriend sees me naked.”

Tell me that a Stinquer didn’t make this up: “A conservative Loudoun County lawmaker says controversial airport pat-downs by the Transportation Security Administration are part of a “wide-scale homosexual agenda.””

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