No More Bareback Orgies for Catholics
Hey Everybody! The Pope has made the landmark decision that the Catholic Church now approves of the use of condoms:
when the sole intention is to “reduce the risk of infection” from Aids.
So, I’m going to celebrate this Saturday night, by putting on my first rubber and sexing a woman with it. Actually, I’m going to have sex with a needle-sharing gay African man, so that I can make sure I am reducing my exposure to AIDS and then I can still go to Heaven when I die.
This also means that the risk of exposing both Priests and altar boys to the disease will be greatly reduced. Party on, Pope!
Pope approves use of condoms in fight against AIDS [Telegraph]
This pope looks more like he wants to eat a choirboy than fuck him. Just sayin’.
@Tommmcatt: Sex God or AVATAR OF SEX?!?!?! You be the judge…: That’s the pope, seriously? I thought it was someone pretending to be the Grinch.
I thought they were making another Star Wars Christmas special, with Palpatine playing Santa Claus… ;)
Speaking of religion, Facebook-banning minister admits to having a threesome with his wife and male church assistant.
(not that there’s anything wrong with threesomes, mind you)
@SanFranLefty: Amazing how worlds collide. Just the other day, in another thread, the subject of bowling leagues came up. I wonder how the FB-banning minister feels about those, because I knew a guy who had been in a bowling league with his wife and his best friend and his best friend’s wife. He quit the league when his best friend started dating his wife and he started dating his best friend’s wife. They all got divorced, the now-former best friend married the now-former wife and he almost married the now-former best friend’s now-former wife.
All very scandalous.
@karen marie wants to know — Fucking integrity, how does it work?: Be careful when sticking fingers in balls, I guess.
@SanFranLefty: @karen marie wants to know — Fucking integrity, how does it work?: A little lube talcum powder, and that thumb slides right in.
@peggynooner:@Lefty:
What are you guys talking about? Ewwww….
@SanFranLefty: It’s the release that’s important to get that big curve.
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