StompGate: New Video Shows Shocking Lack of Offensive Linemen
RedState is hawking a new video showing what happened prior to the Jackbootless Thug mistaking a MoveOn supporter for a cigarette stub:
This video was sent to RedState by an anonymous witness at the event. It shows what Valle was doing when the Paul supporters grabbed her. No one chased her around the car. She was never in front of the car. As you can see in the video, Valle reached in the candidate’s window with her “RepubliCorp” sign and shoved it in his face. Several supporters in Paul shirts have her surrounded at that point, and a man in a suit is the first person to actually intervene physically. It’s hard to tell from the video, but it could be that the man in the suit was with Paul’s security staff.
We’ve looked at it a few times, and we’re not sure she was “reaching in the candidate’s window” as opposed to “turning the sign around.” But while partisans debate whether the sign crossed the goal line, we’d like to note the stunning safety blitz that left the QB undefended.
Exclusive Video: Lauren Valle Before The Head Stomp Vid [RedState]
I guess I can see how his jack booted thugs would be so scared of Valle. Dude is wee. I’m pretty sure I could take him out with a cardboard sign.
You have to understand, these same people have grown up chanting “Go Big Blue!” without stopping for hours on end. They pick up the rhythm and stick with it with absolutely no thought process involved whatsoever.
How come a supposed libertarian like Rand Paul waits for some flunky to open the urban assault vehicle’s door for him? Where’s all that vaunted Tea Party self-sufficiency and all the other Ayn Rand bullshit? I say open your own fucking car door, Atlas.
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