New Black Panther Sighted in Chicago!!!!!!!!
“First lady Michelle Obama appears to have violated Illinois law — when she engaged in political discussion at a polling place! [After voting] she let voters including electrician Dennis Campbell, 56, take some photos. ‘She was telling me how important it was to vote to keep her husband’s agenda going,’ Campbell said.” [Drudge]
And was Shelley Oh standing next to an oak tree…with ACORNS on the ground?!?!?1!1?
More importantly, what was she wearing?
/off to the googlez and Project Rungay
@SanFranLefty: Shelley, not the fucking BOOB BELT! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Smelling salt stocks are at a record level.
@SanFranLefty: Why does she think that looks good? Whhhyyyyyyy?????
@Mistress Cynica: Because her GHEYZ are getting her back for her husband’s craven policies and are saying “That looks great on you, Shelley.”
Heh heh heh…
Are you feeling better with all those hot toddies?
@SanFranLefty: Hahaha. Indeed. “You know what would look great, Shelle darling? If you fastened your belt up under your boobs. Oh yes, that’s it! Divine!!”
Still feeling pretty crappy–I haven’t had a cold in a while and this one’s hit me really hard. Mr Cyn is selfishly working 13-16 hours days at the winery instead of attending to my every need. Note to self: never get sick during Crush. Having to heat one’s own soup and make one’s own toddies takes all the fun out of being sick.
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