Maybe We Are All Christine O’Donnell

Just as the final miners were being rescued yesterday, angels began appearing in the skies above Manhattan, thanking America for the miracle provided by free-market capitalism.

Hey, makes as much sense as this:

Not long after the first sightings, messages began appearing on Twitter linking to a month-old press release announcing the publication of a book by a retired NORAD officer predicting that UFOs would buzz the earth’s major cities on Oct. 13.

Proof that intelligent life exists in the universe: the UFOs took one look at Earth and got the hell out of here.

Mystery shiny objects floating over Manhattan spark UFO frenzy [Daily News]


4:47 pm • Thursday • October 14, 2010

Who was the officer, General Ripper?

4:56 pm • Thursday • October 14, 2010

That’s why the GOP is big on a ground based laser defense.

5:38 pm • Thursday • October 14, 2010

people reporting a silvery object hovering high over Chelsea

Clearly it was just a combination of the previous night’s disco ball and pharmaceuticals.

5:47 pm • Thursday • October 14, 2010

@flippin eck: I saw a big ass red tailed hawk soaring over a vacant lot covered in high desert grass, juniper and sagebrush near my house at lunch today.

8:25 pm • Thursday • October 14, 2010

@redmanlaw: We have a few red tails living in Central Park.

And I would welcome our new alien overlords if they could keep the fucking MTA from raising prices again.

11:20 pm • Thursday • October 14, 2010

From the “I hope there’s a special place in Hell for these fucks” department:

W. Va Congresscritter proudly felches the coal industry

11:32 pm • Thursday • October 14, 2010

Where is Rand Paul to argue that the UFO’s didn’t show up over Kentucky because they are fucking armed and ready to blow them out of the sky?

5:09 pm • Friday • October 15, 2010

What I don’t understand is why there are no “She turned me into a newt!! ” t-shirts showing up at the O’Donnel rallies.

5:16 pm • Friday • October 15, 2010

@CheapBoy: You’ll be seeing them at the Village Halloween parade.

6:30 pm • Friday • October 15, 2010

@CheapBoy: Hello, Luv!

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