Just Slip a Tongue Under the Tree

The only “smearing” this is likely to cause is when voters have to wipe off their screens…

Are they licking a battery? I don’t get it.

“The Lusty Lady Goes to Washington”

Of course this might matter if she ran on a “fambly” values platform. Not that she had much of a chance to begin with in her predominantly Red district.

Speaking of hawt photos, does anybody else notice Celibabe *leering* at Pastor Trucker Hat at 0:41 here? She looks like she’d like to “get under the spout where the glory comes out”, to use Oral Robert’s phrase from a while back…

@al2o3cr: You know this guy is doing a decades long stretch someplace for kidnapping, child rape and mayhem.

What is she doing in the picture. If she wants to taken seriously, we need to see video of her eating the other woman’s face nice and slowly.

Krystal Ball? She shoulda seen this comin’. ‘nuk nuk nuk.

@¡Andrew!: (groan!)

@¡Andrew!: Naw. You get the rimshot for that winnah.

@FlyingChainSaw: I have been outperved! Huzzah!

@¡Andrew!:

Come cryin’ to me oh baby
Should’ve seen it was coming on
Come crying to me now baby
Had to know it was in your palm
Come crying to me now baby
Dead end zone for a dead end girl

@¡Andrew!: Do you do bar mitzvahs?

And seriously – this is the smallest of bumps. Fuck the photos, and go after the Republican with something big.

Wait, her name is Krystal Ball?

Two thoughts:
(1) Mom must have been one hell of a Dynasty fan
(2) Or her parents had a sick sense of humor in naming their children that rivals Texas Governor Big Jim Hogg naming his daughter Ima.

@al2o3cr: She’s longing for the second coming.
@SanFranLefty: And if the daughter of the governor married the author of The Bridges of Madison County she’d be Ima Hogg Waller.

@al2o3cr: “Oral Roberts.”

HAWT.

NO, HALF YOUR AGE PLUS SEVEN IS NOT THE RULE!

ADD: Grrr. font size= tags don’t work, either.

@Tommmcatt Thinks Masturbation Can Also Involve The Mainstream Media: Is that what the kids are calling it these days?