Joe the Plumber Staves Off Inevitable Porn Video for Another Month
“A conservative group in Missouri is picking up the backing of the Tea Party and Joe The Plumber in its quest to stop the Humane Society of the United States (HSUS) and other animal rights groups from passing ‘radical’ anti-puppy mill legislation.” [TPM]
Outlawing inbreeding hurts teabagger feelings.
Hey, the sacrificial dogs for training fighting dogs have to come from someplace. Think of them as NFL taxi squads that die during practice.
Oh God these people are stupid.
joe the dumber would be the kind of asshole that lands the one and only male role in and fucks up a remake of the greatest movie ever made: 9 girl oil orgy. either that or he would be the moron that eats out the gang bang chick in gang bang girls #23.
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