The Frangible Crime
Our guest columnist this morning is Google’s new Latin translator, helping us finally understand what that dummy Lorem Ipsum text means.
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Lorem Ipsum (background and real translation)
No “All your base are belong to us”?
I’m disappointed.
I think the phrase is actually Sic transit gloria estefan.
That’s actually not a translation but a transcript of some philosophical musings by Dinesh D’Souza.
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