NYT Plans to Expose John Boehner’s Great Pumpkin
Yes, we’re grabbing for the same reference in two days, because really, we’re left with no other choice:
A blogger from liberal Web site The Daily Kos pierced through Boehner’s security detail at yesterday’s unveiling of his leadership policy “Pledge to America” to ask if he was sleeping with a lobbyist from the Printing Industries of America…
The lobbyist who was named in the confrontation… denied the accusations. “As you can imagine, I was stunned by such a question,” [Lisbeth] Lyons said. “I found it to be highly insulting, particularly as a female political professional, as well as unfounded. Beyond that, I have no further comment on the matter.”
We’re quoting Murdoch’s Post here, because we find it interesting that they’re trying to put out the fire before the Times lights it — if, by “put out the fire,” you mean print all the details first.
Liberal media goes on attack against GOP’s Boehner [NY Post, via Dodgerblue]
Liberal media? So that’s like stinque, Kos, maybe that rich white lady’s website and who else?
@redmanlaw: Firedoglake. And, um…
Nope. That’s it.
Question: would Boehner bone O’Connell?
@Dodgerblue: Only if there was a mirror handy.
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Boner’s victim was an adult human female? Clearly a hoax.
@¡Andrew!: Maybe. Might have been a corpse.
@Benedick Arnuldsson Manpants: Yeah, he’d be into that.
I think the funniest part is when she self-righteously defends herself “…as a [gendered] political professional…”
As if that protest could excuse or mitigate anything, including raping babies, drinking their blood, and then tossing their corpses on a bonfire fueled by the carbonized Hopes of US American middle class dreams fantasies.
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