Let’s Try Waking Up Again, Because Clearly We Did It Wrong the First Time

“We can report to you exclusively that Sarah Palin’s 19-year-old daughter Bristol Palin has been cast on the 11th season of Dancing With the Stars, set to premiere Sept. 20, according to sources.” [E! Online]


They are truly the Kardashians of the tundra.

Add this one to the list of things the Psychogeezer must answer for when his time comes.

Please, oh please let her hook up with the rumored Jersey Shore cast member who’s supposed to be on the next season too.

@Signal to Noise: Little Miss Abstinence knocked up by The Situation. I might almost start to believe in god.

If she wants to be taken seriously, she need to do the lambada without panties.

@Mistress Cynica: I’ll watch if DWTS gets Levi Johnston to be on too. Just think of all the potential Jerry Springer baby-daddy moments of drama on the dance floor.

Someone please reassure me that there aren’t enough trailer park dwellers/Jerry Springer fans in this country to actually elect this woman president.

I really want to detonate a bomb in whatever studio they’re filming that bullshit in.

@Mistress Cynica: I never, ever, ever, ever would’ve pegged you for someone who was familiar with The Situation.


Uh, dude… this is the kind of comment that gets you visited by the Secret Service. And then the story gets out and you get written about in the blogs of your political opponents, and… well, basically it’s no fun from there on.

Now this Dancing With the Stars – I’m assuming, under the circumstances, that the title is metaphorical – this is something on the TV? Is this the one with the rude Limey with moobs? Or is this the one with Susan Doyle? Does she get to marry Jesse Pavelka at the end? Does this not prove conclusively that Palin ain’t running? Not even the Bush twins in the What Would Jenna Drink phase would have scraped the bottom of this particular barrel.

@rptrcub: Gap Band bassist Robert Wilson died a few days ago, btw.

“You Dropped a Bomb on Me.”

Whoa – Stukas in the video!

@Benedick: “Is this the one with the rude Limey with moobs?”

That doesn’t really narrow it down, sadly.

@Serolf Divad:

That’s only for elected officials–and anything goes with the Death Tweets.


They certainly use the word “Stars” loosely.

@flippin eck: I blame Gawker for that particular piece of garbage taking up my brain cells. I cannot, however, tell Snooki and JWoww apart.

@nojo: Now this ‘Tom Delay’, is he the one who was in jail? Or the one who got off on a technicality and now runs a multi-million dollar ‘lobbying’ concern in DC? Or the one who tried to run over his wife’s boyfriend on his way to church? I think I saw video of his appearance of DWTS (an acronym. very insidery of you). I wonder if they’ve tried to get John Cleese? I think he should be on it. Also Joan Rivers.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: That doesn’t really narrow it down, sadly. Good god, you’re right! I never thought of that. You get so used to them you don’t see them any more. I don’t have moobs. Yet. But I make up for it by being extra sneery.


John Cleese – THAT’S who they should solve this whole “who will be the next American Idol judge” nonsense with…

I’d be hard-pressed to avoid watching that show in that case – just imagine, equal parts French Taunter and Argument Clinic vs. the crappy screechers of the world. :)

@Signal to Noise: Fun fact: the day I first saw your avatar (today) also happens to be the day I learned about Questionable Content. Just thought you should know.

@Mistress Cynica: Snooki is the one who’s short enough to be an Oompa Loompa. J-Woww is just as tan and fake, but taller.

@JNOVjr: good. I love that comic.

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