Bigotriage: Pretending you didn’t say what you said by claiming what you said really said something else.
Drilliance: The ability to ignore the manifest practical consequences of your political positions.
Bristoleum: A shiny finish applied to virgin wood.
Grizzbucket: Eager recipient of your verbal ejaculate.
Quitacular: An all-day festival celebrating the abdication of responsibility.
Tödderdämmerung: Twilight of the Alaskan Separatists.
Whorecrux: Notes written on one’s palm for purposes of selling one’s soul.
Sonnambulism: Sleepwalking through your pregnancy.
Grandsonnambulism: Sleepwalking through your daughter’s pregnancy.
Liece: An irritating invasion of the body politic, spread by close contact with infested minds.