World Cup Hottie: Hara-Kiri Edition

Butt shots! Butt Shots! We want butt shots!

Lefty loves me, I can tell.

I’ll bet he has hairy legs but is smooth everywhere else. Yum.

Think he is uncircumcised? The native born ones usually are.

WORK WITH ME PEOPLE I NEED DETAILS!!!!!!!

@Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg: Haha!

Poor guy. I feel really, really bad for him.

@JNOV:

I will comfort him. Do you have his number?

TJ/ Back to The World of Dating Hell

GDotBwtB called. I let it go to voicemail until I had time to grab a drink and head outside to smoke (I smoke while on the phone — don’t know why). But wait! GDotBwtB switches it up and doesn’t leave a message. Rather than bore you with more dialogue, let’s just say I’m bringing my guitars to the store tomorrow despite his disbelief of my disbelief. “You’re an atheist? An atheist?” (I figured I see how his gospel playing butt reacted to that information.) He’s also in a blues band that plays by the waterfront, so I might check him out there some time. He also plays on some river cruise jazz boat thing, so maybe I can get some swag.

W/r/t dinner plans: He hates talking on the phone; I’d rather talk to him first to ensure I don’t get stuck somewhere I don’t want to be with someone I don’t want to be with. I told him that if he wanted to take me somewhere where I had to dress up, it was going to be incredibly expensive and stilted. But if we go somewhere low key, we can relax and actually get to know each other better. Plus good beer!

So, tomorrow — new string(s) for the acoustic and we have a three-hour window where we can hang out in the store. I’m totally bringing my SG clone and plugging it into a Fender Twin when I’m there. Oh, and he likes STP. Heh.

@JNOV:

Atta Girl!

@Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg: Heh. Lemme see how hairy he looks…

He’s our type, Tomm. Looks like he’s got the itchy facial hair thing going on, but otherwise, smoooooooth.

@JNOV:

Sweet. Big almond-shaped eyes?

@Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg: Yeah. I think he thinks that I want to be wined and dined. Instead I’m going to show him more of the city being that we live in a cultural wasteland out here in the ‘burbs. Maaaaaybe dinner on Thursday. We’ll see. I need to do something about his hair, too.

@Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg: Love almond-shaped eyes. Wish I had them. You can see the outline of his junk in the third picture.

@Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg: He does have crazy brows. We could play through that.

@Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg: Oh, here’s one for you us…

Yuji Nakazawa here and here and here. Want more?

Oh, wait — were you asking if GDwtBotB has almond-shaped eyes?

@JNOV: W/r/t dinner plans: He hates talking on the phone; I’d rather talk to him first to ensure I don’t get stuck somewhere I don’t want to be with someone I don’t want to be with. I told him that if he wanted to take me somewhere where I had to dress up, it was going to be incredibly expensive and stilted. But if we go somewhere low key, we can relax and actually get to know each other better. Plus good beer!

This is wise.

@Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg: He’s not a very prominent player (until now), I didn’t find ass shots or shirtless shots on the tubez. If you do, then you have a different Google setting than I. You know that if I had the beefcake (would it be un-PC to say “ricecake”?) I’d show it for you.

Scroll down to the 2d picture on this post.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: I thank you! He kept pushing the dress up business, what’s my favorite restaurant, etc., and I asked him if he had $200 to blow on dinner. Hellllllllo!

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: I’m glad it has teeth. Too bad the jaw isn’t hinged.

ADD: I wonder if anyone gets confused and whacks off in that thing. Dumbasses.

@Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg: Have a butt shot on me.

@JNOV: See if he has a blackface Twin in the store. That would be early ’60s, before CBS bought Fender. Turn it up loud until you get into the sweet spot. Ain’t nothing like it for tone.

@Dodgerblue: ::taking notes::

TJ/ The beginning of a new blog: Just Ugly Food. Tastes great! Looks like ass.

@JNOV: Uh, yeah? I’m confused.

@Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg: D’oh! I’m not sure — he wears glasses, and we’ve been sitting side-by-side on the bus. All I know is he’s tall, lean, and not very hairy. I guess that’s why he’s clinging to what’s left on his head. That’s okay — I’ve got clippers. That ear warmers mini fro isn’t long for this world. Oh, and I suspect his voicemail greeting will be more intelligible tomorrow.

@SanFranLefty: It is Un-PC, very, but hey, all friends here, right? Though a true rice queen uses the term “moon cookie” or “Bishonen-boy” , which are WAY worse, and for which I have been scolded for using the the past.

Don’t type “bishonen” into your browser, by the way. They look disturbingly young, which may be why it pisses your average gayzian off.

None of which has anything to do with how much I appreciate the eye candy. Thanks love.

@JNOV:

Bald can be sexy. You have to tell us how this whole thing goes…

@Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg: Yeah, I have no problem with bald. Genes, that’s all it is.

@JNOV: Joke (not really)

Q: What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?

A: Homeless.

@JNOV: All I know is he’s tall, lean, and not very hairy. I guess that’s why he’s clinging to what’s left on his head. That’s okay — I’ve got clippers

yes, yes – introduce him to the clippers. Liberate his inner Tim Howard (returning to Sport theme)!

@Benedick: Great.

@Nabisco: I dunno. Benedick has a point…

Meh. I’m going to meet him around two, and if he’s douchey, I can just leave.

@Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg: I’ll let you know — meeting him around 2, and he has classes at 5, so the most important thing, an escape route, has been planned. Other preparations — I think he’s only seen me with my hair up, wearing glasses and looking pretty damned greasy from walking around the city. So, the plan is:

1. Hair down, defrizzed, etc.
2. Contacts
3. Mascara
4. Maybe a bronzer to tamp down the schwettyness some, BUT I’m pretty tan already, so…maybe not
5. Mos def t-shirt and jeans
6. Birks for the helluvit
7. A wee bit of parfum (Bulgari)

Meh. Thoughts?

@Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg: You wouldn’t happen to like Wentworth Miller, hmmmm?