Reasons to Wear a Horse Head in Public
- The pig head is being dry-cleaned.
- Mutant Centaur.
- Lost directions to Equus LARP party.
- Nobody notices if you shit in the middle of the street.
- Failed attempt to cover up sugar-cube addiction.
- Really bad hair day.
- Easier to saddle.
- Shame for improperly subclassing NSURLConnection.
- That’s actually a horse wearing a human body.
- What horse head?
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