Don’t Worry, Arizona, South Carolina Has Your Back

…and then, when there was nowhere left to take it, the GOP became a caricature of itself.

I’m still trying to recover from last night’s eruption of anglophilia but this ad is all kinds of awesome. Not the least aspect of which is its obvious union crew and co-star: who, by the way, I was totes expecting to say “Gresham, you make me want to… kiss you.”

Now I think I have to go and eat something with chips. Just to remember that I am alive. Oh and BTW, an ice storm? Really? WTF??? It’s June!!!! Ice on the trees???

That commercial is some Hogan’s Heroes shit right there.

@Benedick: Oh FSM, I’ve been spending too much time on Stinque reading posts about musical theater and assless chaps and Republican/Christian politicians. My first thought when Smokey the Bear was getting all emotional was he is going to lay a big sloppy smooch right on the kisser of Mr. Wholesome Blandness.

Pathetic. The grunt did all the talking.

@Dave H: You and me both. I was waiting for some deep throated tongue kissing that would rival ChainSaw’s fantasies of the threesome of Elisabeth Kucinich/Christina Hendricks/Michelle Obama.

I haz a sad that Chicken Lady and Andre “The Giant” Bauer are out of their races, though.

When’s the primary in Arizona? They still have time to bring teh krazee.

@SanFranLefty: @Dave H: There’s a reason for that. They play it like a love scene from You’ve Got Mail. And the internet parodies begin in….

Glen Beck and dog vomit

well, they say write about what you know.

more Clark and Dawe

(the front fell off guys)

@Capt Howdy:

It is a ripoff from Proverbs:

As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.
-KJV, Proverbs 26:11

@Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg:

wouldnt know a proverb from an adverb but I figured something like that.
pretty intense trailer though no? I wanted to read it for at least a nanosecond.

@Capt Howdy:

Feh. I wouldn’t piss on it to get chlamydia discharge outta my dick.

@Capt Howdy: @Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg: It’s Kipling.

Minus a line: “That All is not Gold that Glitters.”

@Tommmcat Still Gets Carly Confused With Meg: Speaking of chlamydia, I’m listening to Sen McConnel and Sen Murkowski talk about Murkowski’s resolution to stop EPA from regulating greenhouse gas emissions. Who voted for these idiots?

@Dodgerblue: My dad? Perhaps not recently, but I’d be shocked if he didn’t pull the lever for Mitch back in 1984, and once you’ve voted someone into office, well, there’s little what can be done to get them out.

@mellbell: Asshattery in action: http://www.c-spanvideo.org/program/293996-1

@Dodgerblue:

I tend to associate McConnell more with syphilis, but I see what you mean.