Teacher, Where Would the Second Gunman Stand?
“A Jefferson County teacher picked the wrong example when he used assassinating President Barack Obama as a way to teach angles to his geometry students… The teacher was apparently teaching his geometry students about parallel lines and angles, officials said. He used the example of where to stand and aim if shooting Obama.” [Birmingham News]
I saw this earlier. WHAT are people thinking?
@Capt Howdy: I think we’re still leaving a half-dozen items on the table today, and we haven’t even got to the election.
@nojo:
THATS RIGHT
its the death of Arlen day!
I literally forgot.
@nojo: No shit! It’s like Christmas in May!
We need to make a “Is someone you love a… teabagger?” PSA, in the spirit of the old ones that tried to teach parents how to tell if their kid was on drugs.
“Using hypothetical Obama assassination plots as a teaching example” would be a prime candidate for a “symptom”. :)
So, what keywords do you have to buy for “JFK: Bloody Treason” to show up as an ad with this post?
@al2o3cr: This is your brain on teabags.
Stunned and disgusted.
They’ll be a tribute page up to this guy in an hour. He’ll be on Fox tomorrow shrieking that the oppression he experienced is indicative of a nazi regime gone out of control. Hannity will nod knowingly, glower at the camera and repeat his demand that Obama move back to Kenya and cede control of the US to babbling fools who want Wall Street and the military industrial complex to bankrupt the USA in the name of Jesus and reduce it to a dystopian theocracy.
@FlyingChainSaw: reduce it to a dystopian theocracy
We’re already well on our way.
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