The Man Who Stares at Goats

RedState’s Erick Erickson, who just six weeks ago declared he needed to “grow up” because he called David Souter a “goat-fucking child molesterlast year, declares that a thirty-year-old college paper says all you need to know about the latest Supreme Court nominee:

BREAKING: We Have Elena Kagan’s College Thesis

This proves Elena Kagan is an open and avowed socialist. The woman declares that socialists must stick together instead of fracture in order to advance a socialist agenda, which Kagan advocates…

Keep in mind that Kagan wrote her thesis at the height of the cold war praising a group that collaborated with our enemies.

We’re not sure we’d peg 1981 as the height of the Cold War — the Cuban Missile Crisis was about twenty years earlier, after all. Then again, we’re not sure we were yet over our Karen Carpenter fetish.


This is “breaking?” “We have . . . Kagan’s college thesis?” I had it Monday. Douchetard.

Mmm, cabrito tacos would be good for lunch.


Using the Redtards “definishun” of Socializma

Germany = Socialist.
France = Socialist
Canada City = Quasi Socialist
England = Socialist

Basically all of Non soviet occupied Europe is socialist aka as NATO (minus the Swiss and Finland), US Americuh’s allies in the Cold War against the USSR.

Ipsofacto, Ewick is Weetarded.

TJ: Watching live video of Arnie announcing his revised state budget.

Slashing healthcare and social spending.

He sounds exhausted.

ADD: Eliminating Cal-WORKS (welfare), 60% cut to mental health programs, eliminating Healthy Families (healthcare for 900,000 children whose families don’t have health insurance and whose income is less than 300% of the poverty line)

Erick needs to take a leaf out of Chomsky’s book. The latest Onion reports that Noam is exhausted from fighting the hegemony of the American imperialist machine and is just going to “try and enjoy the day for once.”

But I’m sure Ewick would be happy to point out how Gov. McDonnell’s “GB2Kitchen” thesis was “just an academic exercise”. What a fucktard.

Re: Gullyfornia mental health cuts – the real question is, is it just a cynical play for more votes for teabagger candidates? Nothing gets people to believe the President is a socialist Mooslem infiltrator like cutting off their antipsychotic medications…

@al2o3cr: No, not a ploy for teabaggers. I nearly threw my computer screen through the window when watching Governator go on and on about how they couldn’t restore the car tax to 2003 levels or raise any taxes because if they raised capital gains taxes on investors that would take away the incentive to create new jobs.

Also cutting in home supportive services for elderly and the disabled, all child care subsidies, and cutting $800 million to public transit.

ADD: And $600 million cut to food stamps and foster care services.

Blood on the motherfucker’s hands.

@SanFranLefty: He’s never gonna get all those cuts, but we are looking at a record clusterfuck of state budget negotiations (and that’s saying something here, isn’t it?).

@PedonatorUSA: Indeed, but he has declared war on the counties. A lot of these cuts are made by shoving everything to suddenly be the counties’ responsibilities.

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