Hot Dick-on-Dick Action
Dick Cheney on telling Patrick Leahy to go fuck himself: “You’d be surprised how many people liked that. That’s sort of the best thing I ever did.” No, shooting the lawyer in the face was better. [Think Progress]
I think Dick “DICK” Cheney is right. It was the best thing he deliberately did.
Unlike Iraq and the Deficit and pretty much everything else he did including fire arms safety (although it was off the chart on the comedy scale.)
This is not the kind of dick-on-dick action that I can approve or recommend.
I have some diagrams and usage photos if you need them.
Shooting the lawyer in the face and then having the lawyer apologize to you is the best.
Exactly – the *apology* is the key part. Anybody can shoot their buddy in the face, but only Darth Cheney could get them to feel sorry about it.
@Tommmcatt Loves The Giant Floating Head: But do you have time-and-motion studies to back up your conclusions?
@al2o3cr: I suspect that was a less-than-sincere apology.
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