You Can Have It Back When We’re Done With It

I think this is pretty hilarious.

Don’t miss the one-star comments.

@Benedick:
hilarious!! thanks for that benedick, i must buy or die.
aren’t you surprised that amazon would shill it?

@Benedick: A fave? The person who *called* Amazon to complain. Rajiv in Bangalore must have gotten an earful.

Sucking toes of hookers is hard work?

I do what I can to keep us amused now that noje has got his iPad and spends all his time at catsgonewild.com or chestbeltingsopranos.com.

These conservative assholes believe they should rule by divine right. They need to be put in their place … probably The Hague.

Please tell me why we should be taxed at the highest rate in order to support those unwilling to work or those who entered this country illeagly?

Um, because that’s the way the fucking country WORKS? And given that spelling, let’s see your birth certificate. Fucking teabaggers.

Another fine example of libertarian pretzel-twisting:

American women were freer in 1880

and the followup, short version:

No srsly, lower taxes = more free, no matter what

I think this line should be turned around on the teabaggers (emphasis mine):

Marriage was voluntary, and voluntarily-accepted constraints do not infringe liberty, so appearances notwithstanding, married women were as free as unmarried women.

After all, even the dumbest among the Tea Party have known about taxes their whole lives, and nobody’s forcing them to stay in the US, right? As 4chan would say, “Taxes or GTFO”. :)

Their taxes are going to pay the salaries of the Border Patrol officers at the Mexican border who are trying to capture “illeagls” who want something really terrible — a job.

@al2o3cr:
Somalia would be ideal for them, but for the fact (in their minds) that there are too many Somalis.

Has there ever existed, and I mean since the dawn of time, a human or a protohominid sleazier than Dick Morris?

@lynnlightfoot: Ari Fleischer. What do I win Johnny?

@blogenfreude: John (Breck Girl) Edwards.

@Dodgerblue: Dan Senor (hired to lie to us about the Iraq War). Top that, I dare you.

@Dodgerblue: And Colin Powell, for selling his soul so W could have his little war. And Condoleezza Rice for lying about basically everything. And John Yoo for selling out his profession to enable the torturers.

@blogenfreude: If you multiply the severity of the sleaze times the number of years of sleazing, can anyone top Kissinger? Ever?

@Dodgerblue: I think that Cheney has approached Kissinger levels at this point.

i’m going with johnny miiiill for the ultimate in sleaze.
yes, the field is competitive, but he gets my vote.

@baked: @SanFranLefty: @Dodgerblue: @blogenfreude:

I’m reading “Charlie Wilson’s War” right now. The movie was entertaining and all, but that guy and his enablers were outofthisworld. Not just the strippers, blow and such. Dude basically circumvented the Constitution and set foreign policy himself.

I think you’re all being very mean to Johnny.

I’m not hurt. Just a little disappointed.