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this is exactly the kind of invaluable information I come here for

that is so fucking awesome.

I see that Subway is getting some free advertising today.

Fucking Stout!

Post updated: All Roads Lead to Fucking.

And you thought Austrians have no sense of humor …

Google fail:

“We could not calculate directions between San Diego, CA and Fucking, Austria.”

I had a vacation in Bayerisch Eisenstein in Germany when I was there as a big wee lad. Not too far from Fucking.

It’s just down the road from Cöckgobbling. If I remember my geography aright. One exit from Kewnt on the autobahn.

@redmanlaw: I had a foot-long today. So to speak.

@Dodgerblue:

Me too! What a coincidence!

@DB, Tommmcatt Loves The Giant Floating Head: I was going to say that I had a tossed salad for lunch but I think I’ll go home now.

@redmanlaw: I had a Big Gulp. Wait, what?

Austria, fuck yeah!

Hmmm… the adjacent villages are “Wolfing” and “Haid” – there’s a joke in there someplace.

This also shed some light on where the Amish might get their peculiar place-naming habits (example).

TJ/Inadvertent headline fail:

Army chief sees defacto moratorium on gay discharges

I’m pretty sure that’s the way it’s been for a while. ;)

OK, it’s juvenile. It’s been a long day.

americans are so puritanical. the best we have is Intercourse, PA.

@baked: Better yet, you can totally avoid Blue Ball(s) if you go straight from Reamstown to Intercourse

@ナビスコ:
+1 !!
did you notice how close paradise is to intercourse and blue ball?

@baked: Heh. The Amish can teach us a thing or two about what to do with all that time on your hands when you’re not putzing about with motorized parts, eh?