Grand Old Perverts
RNC spends $1,946.25 at “Voyeur West Hollywood, a bondage-themed nightclub featuring topless women dancers imitating lesbian sex.” [Daily Caller, via ThinkProgress]
I’m sorry, I’m confused. There are topless women dancers who don’t imitate lesbian sex? Isn’t that like Slutting 101?
@flippin eck: Aw, honey! You DID read my syllabus.
I wonder who Steele took with him to the Voyeur?
And: Why does he have to stay at the W Hotel in DC? Doesn’t he LIVE in DC?
I’m sure the RNC missionaries were there only to scold and shout “Cover thy nakedness, Jezebel!” at those depraved, godless strippers.
@SanFranLefty: Why does he have to stay at the W Hotel in DC? Doesn’t he LIVE in DC?
I think we can assume that he indulges in a few things at the W that he can’t indulge in at home.
The important question is why Steele would accept imitation lesbian sex.
@SanFranLefty: No, he parks the strippers at the W Hotel.
I think we should respect Steele for this because he isn’t boffing little boys.
Yelp reviews of the place.
Sounds Klassy.
I wonder if the management minds him sniffing the dance poles.
@FlyingChainSaw: Probably costs extra, per the reviews that SFL posted.
Wonderful news! That’s 2 grand that won’t be spent on campaign ads. Keep up the good work, Michael! You’re an American treasure.
@SanFranLefty: If Lindsay Lohan goes there, what could possibly go wrong?
http://www.citizensforethics.org/node/44511
CREW is asking for IRS to investigate the Freedumb Concerts.
Something involving cold sores, I would imagine.
@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: Alas, they’re getting it back…
A California-based political consultant who charged the Republican National Committee nearly $2,000 for a night out at Voyeur — a risque West Hollywood nightclub now at center of the latest controversy surrounding RNC chairman Michael Steele — will return the money to the party, a committee spokesman told CNN Monday.
@nojo:
Is it going to be in the form of 20s shoved down GOP G strings?
@nojo: That California-based political consultant is a rank amateur. Give me an RNC expense account and I’ll show you a real scandal.
@nojo: Yes, they are blaming it on an unapproved after-hours romp by a Republican group called the “Young Eagles,” with the club tab submitted by some dickwad from conservative Orange County, Cal. and approved by the now-fired RNC staffer. The jokes write themselves.
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