Of course, that shitbag Neugebauer is fundraising off his “baby killer” moment. I could not find video of the entire ad, just this mashup:

And how about this douchebag?

Mike Vanderboegh of Pinson, Ala., former leader of the Alabama Constitutional Militia, put out a call on Friday for modern “Sons of Liberty” to break the windows of Democratic Party offices nationwide in opposition to health care reform. Since then, vandals have struck several offices, including the Sedgwick County Democratic Party headquarters in Wichita.

Rachel Maddow reports that although he’s anti-government, Vanderboegh isn’t so anti-government that he refuses to cash his Social Security disability checks .


Did you see the video of Dubya lovingly touching the arm of Bill Clinton?
I’ll swan he is becoming a gentler man:

Hand Shake

@texrednface: I caught a clip of him gamely making it through a photo op, seemingly unscripted. Right after he referred to Bubba as “the President”, they cut to the big guy pressing the flesh among a gaggle of Cap Hatienes.

I’m so fucking sick of teabaggers ON DISABILITY whining about “socialism”. It’s as bad as that little “rapper” puke that was hanging around the rallies

What is going on with his wife? Those shifty eyes of hers are creeping me the fuckout.

@al2o3cr: No shit. I am paying for these people to spend their every waking moment trying to prevent me from getting health coverage. If you’re well enough to serve in a “militia”, you’re well enough to work as a greeter at Wal-Mart. Welfare queen.

@TJ/ Jamie Sommers /TJ: That’s beyond a Xanax stare. I’m thinking Thorazine, to keep her from babbling about the Thai ladyboys being held captive in their basement.

@texrednface: It looked to me more like he was wiping his hand off on Bill’s shoulder.

But really, they have more in common than not.

They had to put his wife in there to prove that he has lady bits in his house.

They don’t have any kids apparently. I can only conclude that either he couldn’t bring himself to get close enough to the lady bits to make a baby or she was friends with the local abortionist.

She looks like a trapped animal.

@Mistress Cynica:

Maybe his “disability” is that he’s such a paranoid anarchist fuckweed that he’d try to organize the other workers to burn down the Wal-Mart before he made it halfway through his first shift. Can one *get* SSA for that?

TJ: Tell me if you see my new avatar in a few days. I’m sick of Nancy P., it’s time for a change.

@Mistress Cynica:

Looks like our buddy Mike has been down this road before. Wonder if he was “disabled” back when he was out circle-jerking his redneck buddies in the New Mexico desert back in ’05…

@SanFranLefty: I don’t think so. Laura had the thousand mile stare going on. This one has eyes that look like they’ve been on a 10 day meth binge. And yet the rest of her body is completely still.
@karen marie: Trapped animal is a good way to put it. Maybe she’s been restrained.

On a completely different subject, I was taking entirely too long trying to figure out who would win in 1st round matchups on this bracket. I need a hobby.

There is some teabagger issued a call for baggers to break the windows of democratic officeholders and party offices, posting on his blog that “if we break enough windows, it my not be necessary to defend ourselves with the muzzle of a gun” or something like that. And there are close to a dozen reports of broken windows at democratic headquarters across the country. And Liberty graduate douchetard from Virginia yesterday posts on his blog the home address of suposedly a congressman who voted for HCR, only its not, its the congressman’s brother, and exhorts his fellow baggers to pay him a visit, and now, according to TPM, the FBI is investigating, because someone visited, and cut the propane line into the house, putting the family, with 3 children under 10, at deadly risk of explosion. And Palin, today, tweets “”don’t retreat, RELOAD.”

This is happening. The fucktards.


I got injured at a circle jerk once. That stuff burns when it gets in your eye, man-oh-man!

@Prommie: don’t retreat, RELOAD

I think we have Palin’s 2012 campaign slogan.

@Tommmcatt Loves The Giant Floating Head: Its comical to me to think that there really, really and truly, is such a thing as a circle-jerk? Thats hilarious, I mean it. Now, a daisy chain I can understand, but a circle-jerk?


Well, it was a drug-fueled orgy, but, uh, that usually happens at least once at those. Maybe not as circular as you might think, but the basic concept, ah, happens.


@Tommmcatt Loves The Giant Floating Head: I must have misspent my youth, I totally missed out on circle jerks and daisy chains. Damn!


Dude, where have you been? I go probably go on some intertubez sites I know and go to one now if I was so inclined.

@Tommmcatt & @Pedonator:

It’s safe secks so long as you’re wearing the rad goggles from chemistry class.

Honestly, I find handjobs to be a perfectly satisfying and pleasing way to spend the day; definitely a stress-relief workout. And basically zero risk of STD transmission, which is a value add. I dunno why people are so down on them (heh) or demanding oral all the time.

Um, what were we talking about again?


If they’re up for a HJ, RJ, BJ or ZJ, then sure.



Confidential to Tommmcatt:
NSFW. Mickey might pass out if you click on this link.

Ah, the Mystical Summer of ’94. I remember when I got my first ZJ as a young lad like it was yesterday. I came so hard, I felt like I’d turned inside out.

Oh… don’t wanna scare off the MSNBC adbots.


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