Your Second Chance to Be the Biggest Loser!
Ever since socialized medicine decimated the nation’s brackets, everyone’s been huddling in the basement, fighting over crumbs of Cheetos doled out by our new tyrannical overlords.
In a just world, Kansas and Georgetown wouldn’t have taken everyone down with them. In a just world, Duke would have been blown away by the Arkansas-Pine Bluff Golden Lions in the first round.
But we don’t live in a just world. We live in a world where your only hope is to enter the Stinque Suckage Bracket and pray to your puny gods that you’ll be hoisting boilermakers in honor of Purdue’s glorious victory Friday night.
You have until 4 p.m. Thursday to avenge your honor. We think. Ask Mellbell.
You have until 7 p.m. Thursday to avenge your honor. We think.
Awesome, that’s like 9:30 AM Friday lotus time…or is it 4:30 AM lotus time??? Gaah!
Uhhhh, I can’t seem to get it to recognize the password. Yahoo! tells me that it’s an incorrect password. Any thoughts?
@GreyGuy: Hmm. Drop me a line with your e-mail address and I’ll invite you directly?
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