I Wanna Be Evil

Well, FUCK THEM because in three months I’ll be able to buy my own health insurance without being denied due to a preexisting condition as I’ve been denied in the past. It is time to do my happy dance!

Nojo, you are scaring me. Anyone want to go in on a big boat? This thing is not going to be like the North vs. the South, this is going to be more like the Saint Bartholomews Day Massacre, or the Hutu and the Tutsie.

@Prommie: Well, while you’re sharpening your machete, I’m going to be comparing health insurance plans.

@Prommie: @JNOV: Ma Nabisco knows where my machete is, should you need to defend the Bo-Wash corridor in the next four months.

@JNOV:
As you and everyone else should.

Damn those Insurance motherfuckers.

@Prommie: Patience: Wingnuts are reserving all the available arks, so we just need to wait until they leave.

Am I evil? Yes I am. Am I evil? Yes I fucking am.

Please allow me to introduce myself
I’m a man of dubious birth place
I’ve been around for a long, long year
Troubled many a pale man of their race

And I was ’round when Joe Wilson
Had his moment of rude and yell
Made damn sure that Rahm
Washed his hands and beat him straight

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game

I stuck around Washington
When I saw it was a time for a change
Upset Repubs and their insurers
Boehner screamed in vain

I signed a law
Made a college bracket
When the Newsie’s Games were played
With Teabaggers Spit

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Ah, what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah
(woo woo, woo woo)

I watched with glee
While your MSM
Sought for ten months
Air drug ads they sold
(woo woo, woo woo)

I shouted out,
“Who killed the Public Option?”
When after all
It was you and me
(who who, who who)

Let me please introduce myself
I’m a man of dubious birth place
And I laid traps for Talking Heads
Who get smacked down before they realized it
(woo woo, who who)

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
(who who)
But what’s puzzling you
Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby
(who who, who who)

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what’s confusing you
Is just the nature of my game
(woo woo, who who)

Just as every insurer is an asshole
And that Larry Craig is gay
As up is up
Just call me Obama
‘Cause I’m in need of some restraint
(who who, who who)

So if you meet me
Have some courtesy
Have some sympathy, have some taste
(woo woo)
Use all your well-learned politesse
Or I’ll lay your party to waste, mmm yeah
(woo woo, woo woo)

only and 24 percent say ‘he may be the Antichrist.’

Im surprised

Obama is not the antichrist.

Jay Leno is clearly the antichrist.

What percentage thinks he’s a space alien?

There’s a Kinks song, “He’s Evil”, about a political leade named Mr. Black.

He comes on smooth, cool and kind,
But he wants your body not your mind.
He’s got style, personality,
But he’s the devil in reality.
He’ll make you laugh, make you smile,
And make you feel good for a while.
Wicked smile, decadent grin,
He likes school girls, nuns and virgins.
His skin is soft but his mind is hard,
He’ll lead you on then he’ll tear you apart.
He’ll treat you rough and he will make you cry,
And you will kiss sweet innocence good-bye.
And once you’re in there’ll be no getting out,
So look out, look out, look out, look out.
He’s evil. He’s evil. He’s evil. He’s evil. He’s evil.
He’s evil. He’s evil. He’s evil. He’s evil. He’s evil.

He’s got wit he’s got charm.
But when he gets rough he’ll break your arm.
He’s got taste, manners and grace,
But when he gets tough he’ll slit your face.
He’ll buy you jewels, expensive clothes,
Then his mind’ll go and he’ll bust your nose.
He’s a joker and a clown
But he’ll pervert you and drag you down.
He comes on smooth, cool and kind,
But he wants your body not your mind,
He is just the devil in disguise.
He will drag you down and he will make you cry,
And once you’re in there will be no getting out.
So look out, look out, look out.
Look out, look out, look out.
He’s evil. He’s evil. He’s evil. He’s evil. He’s evil.
He’s evil. He’s evil. He’s evil. He’s evil. He’s evil.