Michael Steele’s Amazing Talking Ass
Trust us, it ain’t easy — every time we’ve tried this trick, we only get farts:
“This whole dog and pony show that we’re about to witness today is something that should have taken place a year ago when the administration first came in last February and laid out its agenda for health care. This is how you should have started it. Bipartisan. Public forum. C-SPAN. Your cameras rolling to capture this, and to capture most importantly what the American people want.”
Hey, guess what? They did.