South Carolina Douchebag Overrepresentation Explained

So what’s your thesis? Maidens walking in the forests are seduced by feral pigs lurking therein and subsequently spawn reactionary psychopaths who run for public office?

The linked article (on the Stars & Bars) has some truly comical moments. My favorite was when Cooter asserts that the flag “did not have a racial component until the 1960s”. Wow.

@FlyingChainSaw: Nojo is satirizing the “logic” of the masses. They simply have no concept of logical operators, juxtaposition is all they have, simple juxtaposition is “logic” to them. Like “you are a poopyhead.” No logic, just “you” juxtaposed with “poopyhead.” Obama and Socialist. “Nazi” and “Communist,” they must be the same thing, they are right next to each other in that sign over there. “Old Milwaukee” and “Swedish Bikini Team.”

Its kinda like sympathetic magic, “Cave Bear is strong, I paint cave bear on wall of cave, I be strong too.” ” Number 7 drive car fast, number & is strong, I put Number 7 on my pickup, I be strong, too. Grunt.” Me wear Saints Jersey, me champion.

@Prommie: +1.

OMFG!!!! The Times has discovered the Tea Baggers!!!!! WTF?

the good ole boys are freaked because they misread the story as a rise in Federal Pigs.

@Prommie: You mean there’s no bestiality angle? Curses!

@FlyingChainSaw: Did Deliverance take place in South Carolina? Maybe that would explain the “squeal like a pig for me” aspect.

@Prommie:
Tennessee I believe. but squealing like a pig is a regional past time.

@Benedick: I read that this morning, linked from a friend on FB. He sounded freaked out about it. It’s hard not to scoff at how seriously the Times is treating the poor impotent idiots of the Teabag movement. Wake me up when they’re nationally organized and actually having any effect other than splitting the Republican vote into a zillion tiny pieces.