Oral Roberts, 1918-2009

He's all yours, Lord. No returns.

Evangelist Oral Roberts dies in Calif. at age 91 [AP]
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fortunately he left behind his son, Anal, to continue his important work.

pffft
honestly
is Vaginal Roberts that much sillier than Oral Roberts?

his parents must have wanted him to be tough.

@Capt Howdy: Didn’t he have a brother named Phacephuck?

I waited all evening to check in for precisely this kind of celebration of Oral. Praise the lawd.

@Nabisco: I wonder how surprised Oral was when he arrived at the pearly gates to see St. Peter and Jesus pulling down their flies and asking him to kneel so they could take a long Ballantine-Ale piss on his face.

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