Give The Gift of Liberty This Year

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We’ve invited hunka-hunka congressional candidate Adam Kokesh to remind us of the spirit of Christmas. And by “invited,” we mean copy and paste today’s email from him.


Happy Holidays! The Kokesh campaign would like to introduce a new way to promote Liberty throughout this holiday season.

What are you giving your loved ones this year? Thinking about giving the same old stuff you give EVERY YEAR? Are you having trouble deciding what to get that person who ‘has everything?’

This year, do something different. Give something that really counts, and purchase a gift that your friends and family will enjoy for generations… give ‘A Gift of Liberty.’

A Gift of Liberty shows your commitment to furthering the causes of peace, freedom and liberty. It shows that you understand what is truly important today.

Help support Adam Kokesh for Congress, and get a leg up on your holiday shopping!

Certificates of Liberty are Limited Editions (Only 500 will be printed).

Give the Gift of Liberty [Kokesh for Congress]

why didnt I think of that?

I see nothing about his party so I assume he is a republican?

Meanwhile, poor children of undocumented immigrants in Houston only deserve a lump of coal because of their families’ illegal activity. I guess the children of drug dealers, rapists, drunk drivers, and Enron executives also don’t deserve a Christmas present.

Jesus Fucking Christ, this country is so repulsive.

the salvation army is the focus of evil in the modern world.
I had an argument with some asshole in front of my local supermarket because I ignored his pleas for money.

@Capt Howdy: Yeah, they’re a bunch of prosletyzing evangelicals. But for the Houston Fire Department to go along with it…is Joe Arpaio the new fire chief?

@Jamie Sommers: Holy shit, that’s as good as when you go to the amusement parks and they take your picture on the roller coaster.

Hmm, somehow I think I have seen this before, something about a cowardly lion, a dumb scarecrow, and a heartless tinman, I think.

@Jamie Sommers: This is how porn “stars” (“actresses?” “athletes?”) earn most of their money, they tour the country, appearing at strip clubs and charging $20 a person to have their picture taken with them, naked, of course. They earn more this way from “acting.” Remember we were gonna try to catch Stormy Daniels?

@Jamie Sommers: You know I’m running with that one. In about twenty minutes.

@Capt Howdy: “The Salvation Army is the focus locus of evil in the modern world.”


I was not misquoting reagan. it came out right the first time.

is it funnier than this?
Sarah Palin Stars as Heroine in New Children’s Book

While Sarah Palin is certainly making waves with her own best-selling book “Going Rogue,” the former governor and vice presidential candidate is also in the spotlight with a cameo appearance as a heroine in the recently released children’s book “Help! Mom! Radicals Are Ruining My Country!”

In the book written by Katharine DeBrecht, “Governor Sarah” (a character based on Palin) attempts to help two young boys hold onto their dream of a swing-set business which is struggling as a result of high taxes, heavy regulations and 246 czars.

@Capt Howdy: Dear god, man, I have to do some work today…

G.O.P. Considers ‘Purity’ Resolution for Candidates

Here is the resolution’s list:
(1) We support smaller government, smaller national debt, lower deficits and lower taxes by opposing bills like Obama’s “stimulus” bill;
(2) We support market-based health care reform and oppose Obama-style government run health care;
(3) We support market-based energy reforms by opposing cap and trade legislation;
(4) We support workers’ right to secret ballot by opposing card check;
(5) We support legal immigration and assimilation into American society by opposing amnesty for illegal immigrants;
(6) We support victory in Iraq and Afghanistan by supporting military-recommended troop surges;
(7) We support containment of Iran and North Korea, particularly effective action to eliminate their nuclear weapons threat;
(8) We support retention of the Defense of Marriage Act;
(9) We support protecting the lives of vulnerable persons by opposing health care rationing and denial of health care and government funding of abortion; and
(10) We support the right to keep and bear arms by opposing government restrictions on gun ownership.

it would bar party financial support for candidates who fail to meet eight of 10 issue tests.

story of my life. keep up and pay attention.

@Capt Howdy: My editorial mission is to make sure you’re not surprised by anything on the Daily Show.

@Capt Howdy: If you will insist on taking off for long weekends, candlelight dinners and extended holidays, it’s hardly surprising if you miss the odd post.

the scary thing is I commented in that thread.

Goddammit, I missed their rifle raffle. Fuck.

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