The New Holy Trinity
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Step aside Father, Son and Holy ghost. There’s a new Holy Trinity in town and their names are Palin, Bachmann and Prejean:
Glory be to Sarah Palin,
…who by Her mighty power didst break her water
and board a jetliner that her only begotten
campaign prop should be born in God’s own Alaska.
Who didst approve of the bridge to nowhere before she
was against it.
Glory be to Michele Bachmann
Glory be to Carrie Prejean
…who by her smokin’ hot body
didst cast aspersions upon gay people
who just wanted to marry
and who didst deliver upon her
boyfriend by mail a sleazy spank video.
Can I have one final AMEN, brothers and sisters?!
Serolf Divad thinks it’s a victory for women’s rights that the GOP is now being led by three certifiably insane women …for a change.