Paint It Black
So we had this heartfelt 400-word cautionary post on the epistemology of breaking news all written up, and then we decided: Fuck it. It’s Friday. Go with the Coal Coloring Book.
‘Let’s Learn About Coal’: Industry Front Group Distributes Coloring Book On The ‘Advantages’ Of Coal [Think Progress]
The blackest would be the lungs of the workers and the hearts of the execubots.
one of my first jobs out of school was working for Peabody Coal Co. in St Louis.
I was fired for processing pornographic photos on the company charge account.
@Capt Howdy: A noble endeavor (the porn).
The Rape Senators should come up with their own contractor-rape coloring book to really give the victims the finger.
you know
originally I was dismissive of the dangers of this thing. hmmmm.
Baguette Dropped From Bird’s Beak Shuts Down The Large Hadron Collider (Really)
@ManchuCandidate: I hope that global warming will take out the homes of the coal company executives first. But it won’t.
@blogenfreude:
Us Canada City types and our flashlights.
@Dodgerblue:
One would hope so, but the universe isn’t fair.
@ManchuCandidate: I thought Canadians did not need flashlights. Aren’t you adapted to the long, dark winters?
@blogenfreude: Are you really trying to give Chicago Bureau an aneurysm?
@Dodgerblue: Might take out at least one of their homes, perhaps the one in Palm Beach or Miami.
She’s harmless, at least. Absurd, but harmless.
That’s a cover for what really happened. They’re still fighting off the hordes of semi-human attackers that slipped through the last time they punched a hole in reality.
Hey Lefty, are you coming to LA next week?
Blackened Is the End
Winter it Will Send
Throwing All You See
Into Obscurity
Death of Mother Earth
Never a Rebirth
Evolution’s End
Never Will it Mend
Never
Fire
To Begin Whipping Dance of the Dead
Blackened Is the End
To Begin Whipping Dance of the Dead
Color Our World Blackened
Metallica “Blackened”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5liQJlVNZE&feature=related
thrash
@Tommmcatt is hunkered down in the trenches: In two weeks.
Hey kids! Don’t forget you can gather all the dead fish washed up on the shores of the polluted streams for fertilizer. It’s the Circle of Life!
@mellbell: Two days. Unfortunately I am booked solid in the 44 hours I’m there. Stinque-Up probably will have to wait until next month when I’m back for a little longer.
FLYINGCHAINSAW • Harris-Kelly ’24 PERFECTION! Bumper Sticker: HARRIS GIVES GOOD GURNEY!
NOJO • Harris-Kelly ’24 I know, getting ahead of the game here — and Gabby has the only vote — but let’s go down…
FLYINGCHAINSAW • Campaign 2024 Update 2024 General Election = White Power Vs. White Genocide The MAGAs will soon be opening fire on…
NOJO • Campaign 2024 Update Whatever table it was, just remember you didn’t have a seat at it.
NOJO • A Nation of Immigrants @nojo: Okay, here’s a thought: They broke it, they bought it.
FLYINGCHAINSAW • A Nation of Immigrants https://gettr.com/post/p38v9kc47ae
NOJO • A Nation of Immigrants @nojo: No original thoughts about the Democratic circus right now, for example, other than christ,…
NOJO • A Nation of Immigrants @Burr Deming: I may be back more often if he’s back. Right now anything I might say is just…
¡ANDREW! • A Nation of Immigrants Start the deportations by sending terrorists and fascist traitors E-loon Mush, Peter Thief, and all…
BURR DEMING • A Nation of Immigrants An accurate representation of how today's Republicans see a Nation of Immigrants. Welcome back,…