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We usually raid WorldNetDaily for the lighter side of rabid wingnuttery, but every so often — well…
A pro-life organization is blasting a Switzerland-based cosmetics manufacturer whose website openly admits some of its products were developed from the tissues of an aborted baby.
Too good to be true? Let’s find out!
The company in question is Neocutis, an offshoot of the Medical School of the University Hospital of Lausanne, Switzerland, which markets “cosmeceuticals” in the U.S. Researchers at the school discovered that, yes indeed, fetal proteins are handy for “wound healing and burn treatments”. But why waste them on injuries when there are mad profits to be made?
A small biopsy of fetal skin was donated following a one-time medical termination and a dedicated cell bank was established for developing new skin treatments… Today this same cell bank also provides a lasting supply of cells for producing Neocutis’ proprietary skin care ingredient Processed Skin Cell Proteins (PSP®). No additional fetal biopsies will ever be required.
It’s the two-time medical terminations you need to watch out for, but we’ll let Switzerland deal with their own zombies. Just know that the same dead baby who laudably helps heal wounds without scars, is also available as a “1 minute complete anti-aging treatment” that gives you “visibly younger looking eyes!”
So, much to our surprise, we’re on board with WND on this one. You don’t have to be virulently anti-choice to agree that creating commercial cosmetic products derived from aborted fetal tissue is just plain creepy.
Confirmed: Skin cream contains fetal proteins [WND]
On a certain level I’m not surprised. The cosmetic industry can make anything look shallow, stupid and creepy (well know for its use of placentas and sheep dung in perfumes and skin cream.)
sort of like injecting botulism toxin into your skin I guess.
I was going to say good morning to everyone east of central time since I thought only those would be awake but I see NOJO posted that at 7am?
would that be still up?
another lovely day in central illinois
this is right out of nip/tuck. fact, stranger than the most twisted fiction.
Once again, the Swiss prove their ability to be weird in an unexpected way.
its all that vodka
@Capt Howdy: I’ve been up since five. Good morning to you.
And shall we now go on to the shampoo in bunnie’s eyes? Or might it be best to look the other way?
another ace headline btw
“I probably will support some Republican candidates for Congress or Senate in the election in 2010. I’m going to call them as I see them,” Lieberman said in an ABC News “Subway Series” interview.
could someone tell me why this pile of dog shit is allowed in the same room with democrats?
and good morning to you, dearest. i am up every day before the sun comes up. the sunrises are as spectacular as the sunsets. and it’s a holdover from the days of nursing a baby with one hand and reading a textbook with the other. 4 am to 6 am was the only 2 hour in the day to call my own.
i think of you, and cyn, gardening every day. i have the garden of my dreams! rod serling is near, i feel him. it’s the greatest isn’t it? if it’s not proof of a man made deity, it is certainly proof of a much higher intelligence than homosapien. amirite?
I find the older I get the earlier I wake up.
is this normal?
is it normal? that answer is a mini series, not a comment.
but i do have a theory that the older we get, the closer we get to the great beyond, why sleep it away? nature’s way of saying, time is running out! pay attention!
Fellatio keeps male fruit bats keen
Video: Bat fellatio
The video is sexually explicit and was edited and soundtracked by the researchers.
*this is actually NOT part of the monty python anniversary celebration.
And yet noone will make a clone of me that I can use to harvest the organs. I know they can do it, the Raellians did it (before they sent one of their own to seduce Kerry and steal his seed). I figure, somehow just suppress the thing’s brain from growing, make an anancephalic clone, harvest the organs at 9 months, and there ya go, immortality, or something close. Might as well replace the nads, as well as the liver, and I will be ready for sex and drugs and rock and roll all over again. Clones, headless clones, I am waiting.
@Capt Howdy: Hmm, strange that the fellatio INCREASED the duration of the copulation. If someone licked my balls during intromission, I think the duration of copulation would be drastically reduced.
I thought it said “Soyolent Green is Posole”. “!!!!!” I thought.
@redmanlaw: Toss me some sopapillas, I’m there.
@Capt Howdy: I see NOJO posted that at 7am?
God bless the WordPress post timer.
@redmanlaw: Mmm, soyolent chili verde!
but did you see how hung those bats were.
I have had dates less fortunate.
@baked: I’m about through with the garden for this year. I have a couple of things left to do but I’m not planting another damned thing. I gave already. Next spring I’m eyeing a big cottage-style (I know, gay much? homo lately?) flower bed right outside the house with a bit of fencing and etc. I’m looking into self-seeding antiques – much like myself – that were around a couple of hundred years ago. Plus some shrubs and the usual crap. I finished up by planting a beautybush and a very handsome elderberry with black cut leaves, five hydrangeas and two buddleias. I’ve been taking pictures all year. I might actually post some. The fall is about done. Most of the leaves are down and everyone’s running their chainsaws. Everyone but me. As I mentioned to Capt. they scare the shit out of me. We are getting beautiful sunrises now that the reservoir is becoming visible. Not like Caribbean sunrises but then what is?
@baked: Whatever Nojo did, it worked. I can see your beach now! No more camel in the desert.
@Capt Howdy: “I am Bat Manuel.”
@baked: Ooh. Very pretteh.
@Prommie: OMG! The Raëlians are another one of my obsessions. Did you know dude met Joseph Smith on a spaceship?
i can’t see it!
gravatar toyed with me again. it wouldn’t let me choose “baked”
(it’s already taken !!!) duh.
so i plugged in the working title of my memoirs: “perplexed in paradise”
please tell me my new sunset says baked………
@baked: Your username at Gravatar doesn’t affect what appears here — the trick is that your Gravatar and Stinque email addresses need to match. Which, apparently, they do.
thanks big guy…so why can’t i see it?
@baked: Didn’t care for “Caribbean Queen”?
@baked: Your browser is caching the old version on your hard drive. Short of complicated instructions (click-click-click-click…) for clearing your cache, you might try quitting and restarting your browser.
@baked: @Benedick: I have done none of the fall chores in the garden, and have bulbs and 3 near-dead plants to get in the ground. Of course, rainy season has started now. I’ve been working like mad, which is why I haven’t been around much–no time for anything else. My house looks like Grey Gardens. Hope to surface and get some stuff done this weekend after catalogue goes to printer.
@Mistress Cynica: Oh sure, after the ‘catalogue’ goes to the ‘printer’.
@Capt Howdy: I saw the bat video and my take on it is the female bat is licking her own pussy because it is irritated by the male penetration. The male bat may receive some sort of stimulus from that, coincidently. Now who is to say since bat’s don’t speak in a language we can understand which theory is correct?
@texrednface: I think you’re ON to something.
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